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Status: If i'm louder, would you see me?
You've got that one thing.

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xxhaleyxx12
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November 9, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Call Of Duty MW3 drops today....
and so does teenage pregnancy rates.

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xxhaleyxx12
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September 23, 2011 5:39pm UTC

*****
you've got more dick in your personality then in your pants.
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxhaleyxx12
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September 21, 2011 10:30pm UTC

Skies are crying,
i am watching♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxhaleyxx12
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September 8, 2011 12:08am UTC

that one weird kid..
that follow's you everywhere.
fav if you have one (:
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xxhaleyxx12
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September 7, 2011 11:56pm UTC

i'm to sexy, for my shirt (:

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xxhaleyxx12
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August 23, 2011 2:38pm UTC

Earthquake is Virgina?
Hello 2012..

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xxhaleyxx12
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May 7, 2011 11:25pm UTC

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xxhaleyxx12
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May 2, 2011 1:44pm UTC

so today my boyfriend put his sweater in my locker and when I said I was cold he told me to put it on. jokingly I said "ew no! it has your last name on it!" he quickly responded "well one day that's gonna be your last name too so put it on"(:

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 27, 2011 9:48pm UTC

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 27, 2011 9:15pm UTC

yeah, i've seen things like you- in a zoo.
*not my format. :)

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 25, 2011 8:53pm UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 25, 2011 8:43pm UTC

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 24, 2011 11:26pm UTC

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.(:

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 24, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Oh dang, let's bang < 3

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 19, 2011 9:59pm UTC

Go die in a hole,
it will do us all a favor.

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 12, 2011 7:15pm UTC

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 12, 2011 4:17pm UTC

your so short,
you could go swimming in a puddle!

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 9, 2011 10:02am UTC

ughh im so full".."who wants dessert?".."MEEE!!!"

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xxhaleyxx12
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April 2, 2011 10:35pm UTC

///////////////////////// bed
Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya.
(:

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xxhaleyxx12
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March 31, 2011 3:53pm UTC

The Awakward moment..
when Carlos does it at the table.(:

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