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Just here to post gifsoup stuff :3

xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 8:19pm UTC

I was very depressed
When my locker number
was 68
then ...
My friend told me, 'Hey, now it looks like a four sum with three girls and one guy♥'

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 4:59pm UTC

I got hurt at my soccer game, today so did one of my friends. My boy friend asked my friend if she was okay, and not me.
Glad to know you're there for me, baby.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 6:02pm UTC

I have a bad case of
» d u d e i t o u s
and shall not come to school today

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xxguhmybahrxx
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April 17, 2011 4:21pm UTC

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 7:03pm UTC

Charles Percy- Can you tell Izzie that I love her, I always loved her.
Dr. Bailey- Oh, she knows, girls always know.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 6:38pm UTC

Dear boys,
Come at me bro ;)
Love, Girls

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 4:36pm UTC

Boys don't
understand the sophistication of tea partys ..
Right Mr. Stuffy

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 8:25am UTC

Oh. I'm sorry, I thought
> that was my boy friend, <
not your banging drum.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 10:05pm UTC

Who else wonders..
if Steve has a witty .. ♥

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 9:35pm UTC

& It's like she took my
hand to some foreign
land and had me way
up [way up] on the__
x__clouds singing__x

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xxguhmybahrxx
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April 2, 2011 9:26pm UTC

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 11:18am UTC

Dear Boy,
Hi. I am a girl. I hate Justin Bieber and popular guys. I like the quiet ones that are down to Earth, but athletic and academic. I don't want you to change for me, and I will not change for you. I like talking on the phone all night. I like hugs & kisses. I am not perfect. I just wanted to let you know that I AM out there, I may even be right in front of you. Open your eyes.♥
Love Girl.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 10:02pm UTC

i did only date this
guy to get another
jealous but i
fell in love on♥
the way..

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 3:33pm UTC

Today is April Fools Day ..
So I thought it would be funny
to give my parents a fake
detention slip;
I'm grounded for
"Disruptive Language"
F.M.L.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 10:56pm UTC

t
So yesterday
I got a fortune cookie that said "BadLuckStartsNow;BePrepared"
Sense then, I have
-lost a close friend
-shattered my IPod screen
-broke my phone
-almost broke my face; twice.
Well, at least I had the warning.

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 9:15pm UTC

Does it come to anyone else's attention that all the top quotes are about break-ups but most of them are under the category
"love"
..? only me

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2011 5:38pm UTC

Teacher- Okay get your calculators for the test.
Student- Would it be cheating if I used two calculators?
♥
really happened

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 9:39pm UTC

You are someone who takes up a lot of space on my "FRIENDS LIST" on
Facebook.
♥
my quote, not my format, credit to whoever

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 5:36pm UTC

THERE'S THREE THiNGS iN LiFE EVERY GiRL NEEDS..
-Love to make her WEAK
-Alcohol to make her STRONG
-A Best Friend when both things make her HiT THE FLOOR.
(got it in a forward.)

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xxguhmybahrxx
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 1:36pm UTC

Only pirates can read this quote.
Garr:3

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