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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #17
    when we get dumped, for a period of time, we love that person even more.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  2. xxadelaxx xxadelaxx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 4:10pm UTC
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  3. jesse323 jesse323
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU LOVE HER;
    I Still like to think that maybe just maybe
    && one day you will realize;
    that she has never loved
    ***you the***
    » the way ihave. «

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Stride Gum,
    Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I've tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
    Sincerely, Willy Wonka

  5. JustAdayLonger JustAdayLonger
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    You fight, like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    You flirt like first loves,
    Protect each other like brother and sister...
    Obviously it's meant to be

  6. rima21 rima21
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 7:26pm UTC
    fav if you have,
    three tabs open.
    Witty, Facebook, And Youtube (:
    i kno i do (;

  7. xoash73xo xoash73xo
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    When boys say;
    "dont i get a hug?"
    facebook

  8. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:40pm UTC
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  9. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2010 12:47am UTC
    Same old story, everybody knows,
    ONE HEART HOLDING ON, THE OTHER LETTING GO

  10. helloxxseattle helloxxseattle
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 1:26pm UTC
    D ont you
    hate it when you're texting the guy you like
    And you find out later that he was with his friends the
    whole time and you flip out like "was he showing
    them what I wrote and making fun of me?!"
    *format credit to lullabybaby, quote is all mine <3

  11. xobeachhbumm xobeachhbumm
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 5:35pm UTC
    THe BLinD GirL.
    There was a blind girl who hated
    herself just because she was blind.
    She hated everyone, except her loving
    boyfriend. He was always there for her.
    She said that if she could only see
    the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
    One day, someone donated a pair of
    eyes to her and then she could see
    everything, including her boyfriend.
    Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you
    can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl
    was shocked when she saw that
    her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.
    Her boyfriend walked away in tears,
    and later wrote a letter to her saying.....
    "Just take care of my eyes dear.
    i'll always love you forever.."

  12. steffyx97 steffyx97
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    that moment when...
    you just happen to look up
    to see your crush
    staring right at you ♥

  13. xxiheartyou xxiheartyou
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 1:03pm UTC
    Today,my family was talking about my old boyfriend
    My mother continued to ask why we broke up
    As I was explaining, my little brother interrupted by saying
    "Because he was
    being dumb and
    he forgot how
    pretty she is!"
    He GMH

  14. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 7:38pm UTC
    I refuse to believe
    t h a t t h e s t r o n g e s t m u s c l e i n t h e b o d y i s t h e h e a r t ;
    i f i t ' s s o s t r o n g , t h e n w h y i s i t s o e a s i l y b r o k e n ?

  15. bambi313dancer bambi313dancer
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    I'm single. You're single. I like you. You like me. Am I missing something? ♥

  16. sydneymichelle sydneymichelle
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    once in a lifetime you meet someone that takes your breath away not cause you want them to. but because they're meant to♥
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.01

  17. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 10:51pm UTC
    Spencer:"Sorry I painted your mouth red."
    Art Teacher:"Sorry I painted your mouth blue."
    "Wanna make purple?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    ||||||||||
    &+Today;
    I found my old converses in my closet; I remember I used to wear them all
    the time, and started to wonder, why did I stop wearing them? I looked at
    them more closely, then realized: toe on my right foot; it had our initials
    written in sharpie. I thought about throwing them away, but decided to
    take one last walk before throwing them away. I put them on, and blasted my
    ipod while walking to our spot; the little creek behind the park. I sat down on
    the edge, and looked at our initials;for months they had stayed there perfectly.
    Too bad we couldn't have... I sighed and dipped my right toe in the water and
    started to scrub our initials. The song blasting in my ears changed to our song,
    and I started to scrub harder, then reached to change the song; but something
    grabbed my hand; Him. My heart stopped as he spoke, "Babe don't. Don't
    change our song, don't erase our initials, don't be shocked or startled that I
    followed you. Please. We only broke up because I thought since we were going
    to different schools, that it would hurt less than missing each other, but I was
    wrong. I know I mess up, and the only thing I'm sure about is that I love you,"
    I left the song play; I let our initals stay put; I got up and hugged him tight;
    &+ We're Back Together

  20. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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