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xxclaud

1. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 11:15pm UTC
   The awkward moment when
   You've been watching a really scary movie but take a break to go to the toilet and people see you running away from the flush.
   ^.^ Happens to me all the time ^.^
   
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2. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 11:36pm UTC
   They say she's on the
   class A team,
   stuck in her own day dream . . .
   -Ed Sheeran, Class A Team
   
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3. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 11:28pm UTC
   And in a pipe she flies
   to the motherland .
   - The A Team
   
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4. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 11:36pm UTC
   That guy is a faker,
   than his girlfriend's tan. xx
   
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5. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 11:34pm UTC
   format by: idance.
   That awkward moment when
   you were in year 6 ...
   after vacation you forgot that
   you were going out with someone
   ♥
   And then that awkward moment when you realise that this hasn't happened to you. ^.^
   
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6. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 11:14pm UTC
   When I get bored in the shower
   I sit on the drain hole and clog up the water.
   nmi/nmf
   
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7. xxclaud
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   December 11, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   That guy is a fake,
   then why you dating him gurrl?
   
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8. xxclaud
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   Live as if you were to die tomorrow,
   Love as if you live forever
   nmf
   
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9. xxclaud
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   October 28, 2011 2:55am UTC
   That awkward moment when you see a girl who is more orange than your cheetos
   
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10. xxclaud
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    September 8, 2011 4:13am UTC
    Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening or bad.
    
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