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  1. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 4:33pm UTC
    Marked
    Betrayed
    Chosen all these books are a whole crapload bettr then
    Twilight... oh burn!!!
    Untamed
    Hunted
    dat duz not meen that i do not like Twilight though

  2. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 12:58pm UTC
    C
    h
    e
    y
    One of my bffs!!

  3. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    life is a
    song
    but you write the
    lyrics

  4. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    and who came up with the perrverted idea that Santa Claus should say
    HO
    HO
    HO

  5. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    Birthday Crap:
    Pic ur b-day month:
    Jan: I banged...
    Feb: I slapped...
    Marach: I love...
    April: I danced with..
    May: I did it with...
    June: I kissed...
    July: I got high with...
    August: I wen to six flags with...
    Sept.: My brother is...
    Oct: My sistert is..
    Nov: I dumped...
    Dec: I luaghed with...
    Pick your B-Day accual day:
    1: a teletuby
    2: elmo
    3: the cookie monster
    4: a computure genius
    5: your sister
    6: a rabbit stuffed animal
    7: briteny spears
    8: the lead singer of the All American Regects (he is kinda hot)
    9: Mario Lopez
    10: Jessica Simpson
    11: Jesse McCarteny
    12: Selena Gomez
    13: Jacob Black
    14: Rosalie
    15: edward cullen :]
    16: Your baby cousin
    17: An afro dude
    18: A hot guy in a bikini (hehe)
    19: A gay dude
    20: A skater guy
    21: A lez girl
    22: A BIG FAT GUY!
    23: Simon Cow(el)
    24: Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks
    25: Tyler Radics (rly hot guy )
    26: Bob da Builder
    27: Bill Gates
    28: rhianna
    29: Demi Livato
    30: Nick Jonas
    31: joe Jonas
    What is the color of ur shirt??
    red: cuase im gay
    pink: cause he is my brother
    orange: cause im sexy like that
    yellow: cause its sunny outside
    green: cause im a lez
    blue: cause im a peice of s#@t
    purple: cause im happy
    brown: cause it feels good
    gray: cause....... i was sleepy!!!
    black: cause i felt like it... got a problem with that??
    rainbowwwwwww: cuz im a goth... [:
    white/other color: cause im a nerd/geek/dork! (i feel bad 4 u)
    hope u got a horrible one! hehe in like a funny way...

  6. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 2:26pm UTC
    You make my world spin 'round
    þ

  7. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 2:24pm UTC
    & sometimes the word boyfriend
    just isn't sufficient enough
    to describe him [ <3 ]

  8. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    You catch
    me when i fall

  10. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2009 12:46pm UTC
    if your the butt then im the crack :)

  11. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    GOD AND U EXCPECT ME TO LIVE WITHOUT U
    LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT IM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GUNNA END THIS!
    HELL YAH I LUV U!

  12. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    screw the whole team edward
    or team jacob crap
    I'm for team emmett!
    he rox the world in breaking dawn
    he's hilarious!

  13. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    Here Come The Tears </3

  14. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    ===========================
    So much love is lost when the girl
    just doesn't have the courage to
    ask out the boy
    ============================

  15. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 12:42pm UTC
    if a kiss was a raindrop,
    i'd send you showers.
    if hugs were a second
    i'd send you hours.
    if smiles was water
    i'd send you the sea.
    if love was a person
    i'd send you me.
    -NOT MINE
    but i liked it

  16. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 12:36pm UTC
    The Injured Blonde
    A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
    The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."
    The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."
    no offence.i'm not blonde, but i think it is sorta funny
    NOT MINE THOUGH
    rate or hatee

  17. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2009 12:06pm UTC
    Yah, there is no "I" in TEAM
    but,
    there is "me"
    -ALL mine
    rate or hate

  18. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 2:51pm UTC
    What is better,
    Harry Potter?
    or
    Twilight?
    rate + if Twilight
    rate - if Harry Potter

  19. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 2:46pm UTC
    About three things I was absolutely positive.
    First, Edward was a vampire.
    Second, there was a part of him—
    and I didn't know how dominant that part might be—
    that thirsted for my blood.
    And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably
    in love with him.
    -once again, Twilight the best book/movie ever.

  20. xxcandygirlxx xxcandygirlxx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 2:37pm UTC
    I thirst for
    Twilight
    -fwi i dont meen like suck it, u know for blood, yah

:)

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