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gonna make a different account...

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  1. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    DO NOT READ
    a girl was beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12
    sorry guys! i really hate these things but i get scared and i can be superstitous lol so yeah, sorry

  2. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    how could you do this to me?
    i really cared about you.
    i told you i did. you said you cared about me as well.
    we've been talking for a little over
    a year, and now
    you're just gonna let
    someone steal you away?
    someone that is two years younger than me?
    whatever. we're done now and i
    can't even bare to look at you.
    i'm sorry things turned out this way but i can't
    talk to you anymore.
    not while you're with
    her
    atleast. i dont want you to
    text me. or call me. or try to talk to me. you really hurt me.
    but we're done. whatever.
    (i dont need faves. just gotta vent)

  3. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    sure. you sit there with your new girlfriend.
    and i'll sit here with a fake smile trying to hide how i feel.

    format credit to youarebeautiful_x3

  4. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    why boys shouldntcheat on girls why boys shouldn't cheat on girls there was once a guy named jack who had a girlfriend named ashley.ashley was the most popular girl in school. the three most popular guys were tom, jack, and marcus.ashley thought of jack as okay, but she really likedmarcus. marcusliked ashley also. well of course he did, everyone did!marcus and jack were worst enemies. marcustried to steal ashleyaway everytime he had a chance to. one day, marcusasked ashley if she wanted to go to the movies. jack heardeverything....whatmovie theatre and what time. jack approached the movies that night and followedashley andmarcus. jack sat right behind them. he watched them get close to each other andkiss....not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre.marcus told ashley"do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" she replied "yeah." jack had peeked through marcus' window. ashelyand him were messing around and then they had it. jack watched the whole thing. the next day at school jack wasn't there. for the next few days jack wasn't there. a week later his mother found him in his closet dead... hecommited suicide because he had loved ashley so much. next to jack's dead body was a note. a note that read: my dearest ashley, i watched you at the movie and atmarcus' house and i will continue to watch you. i never thought you would do something like this to me. i really loved you ashley. i died for you just like jesus died for us. always with you, jack pleasefoward this or jack will haunt you and try to kill you because he wants everyone to know about marcus. thank you. please scroll down. ['in loving memory of'] **jack halagey** what jack did to one person who did not send this....... one girl was looking through her e-mail and she ['deleted'] this message thinking it was another sillyforward...the next day she ['was'] ['found dead in'] ['her bed'] ['of course u don't have to send this but i think jackhalagey' will come soon to get you like tonight when you are still awake just sitting in bed']repost this as `why girls should'nt`cheat on boys or uwill lose the one ulove A girl died in 1993 , a man buried her in her own home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Tomasota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you like she wassuffocated.Thisstory is sadly true. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!!:)

  5. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    Emptying your locker, and finding clothes you
    haven't seen since september ;]

  6. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:07pm UTC
    Can i get
    YOUR LIPS
    to
    speak
    my name ?
    ---------- ♥ ----------

  7. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    words don't express your love:
    you have to prove it*

  8. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    &I LOVE
    SAYING
    "CONGRATULATIONS"
    WHEN SOMEONE
    TELLS ME SOMETHING
    UNIMPORTANT
    ♥♥♥
    not my format,

  9. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    I've had the time of my life & I've
    never felt this way before & i swear
    this is true & i owe it all to you.
    -Dirty Dancing

  10. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed...
    so you can open one that leads you to the perfect road. ♥
    -KATY PERRY

  11. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    why boys shouldntcheat on girls why boys shouldn't cheat on girls there was once a guy named jack who had a girlfriend named ashley.ashley was the most popular girl in school. the three most popular guys were tom, jack, and marcus.ashley thought of jack as okay, but she really likedmarcus. marcusliked ashley also. well of course he did, everyone did!marcus and jack were worst enemies. marcustried to steal ashleyaway everytime he had a chance to. one day, marcusasked ashley if she wanted to go to the movies. jack heardeverything....whatmovie theatre and what time. jack approached the movies that night and followedashley andmarcus. jack sat right behind them. he watched them get close to each other andkiss....not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre.marcus told ashley"do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" she replied "yeah." jack had peeked through marcus' window. ashelyand him were messing around and then they had it. jack watched the whole thing. the next day at school jack wasn't there. for the next few days jack wasn't there. a week later his mother found him in his closet dead... hecommited suicide because he had loved ashley so much. next to jack's dead body was a note. a note that read: my dearest ashley, i watched you at the movie and atmarcus' house and i will continue to watch you. i never thought you would do something like this to me. i really loved you ashley. i died for you just like jesus died for us. always with you, jack pleasefoward this or jack will haunt you and try to kill you because he wants everyone to know about marcus. thank you. please scroll down. ['in loving memory of'] **jack halagey** what jack did to one person who did not send this....... one girl was looking through her e-mail and she ['deleted'] this message thinking it was another sillyforward...the next day she ['was'] ['found dead in'] ['her bed'] ['of course u don't have to send this but i think jackhalagey' will come soon to get you like tonight when you are still awake just sitting in bed']repost this as `why girls should'nt`cheat on boys or uwill lose the one ulove A girl died in 1993 , a man buried her in her own home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Tomasota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starring straight into your eyes. She will suffocate you like she wassuffocated.Thisstory is sadly true. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!!:)

  12. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    Do you ever feel so paper thin...
    like a house of cards,
    one blow from caving in?. ♥
    -KATY PERRY

  13. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS! There was this girl and she was with her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. X
    xLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
    They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going

  14. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    english: i love you
    spanish: yo te amo.
    chinese: ngo oiy ney a.
    italian: ti amo.
    russian: ya tebya liubliu.
    french: je t'aime.
    latin: amo tu
    german: ich liebe dich

  15. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

  16. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 9:25am UTC
    patrick:
    are you squidward?
    fire hidrant:
    "..."
    patrick:
    that's ok. take your time.

  17. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 10:54am UTC
    DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU CLICK ON 'TOP QUOTES' AND YOU THINK 'WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?'♥♥♥
    not my format,
    fav comment.follow(:

  18. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 11:38am UTC
    I love listening to,
    old songs, and
    still remembering all the words.

  19. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    im sorry guyys..i'm paranoiid :/

  20. xxbritt_lorraine xxbritt_lorraine
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:23am UTC
    Yeah, have you ever been reading a scary story or watching a scary movie with one foot dangling off the side of the bed, and it seems to get colder than the rest of your body, and feels as if something could grab it at anytime? That just happened to me.
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

:)

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