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xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx

Status: Hey this is ya girl, cousin, ride or die chick I just love being me. I love being around my friends and fuck my parents. But I till live lif

Member Since: 9 Jul 2012 02:06pm

Last Seen: 3 Sep 2012 01:06pm

Birthday: July 20

Location: In my head, In my World

Gender: F

user id: 316144

25 Quotes
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  1. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    I wish I could disappear just like you did, when I needed you most
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  2. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    If every girl was told he wasn't the one before they started dating.
    It would be alot les broken hearts including mine!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  3. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    It's okay. I'm just gonna rip your heart out and pee on it.
    !Nothing Major!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
  4. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    (Wakes up From a Dream crying)
    Me: (calls him and the phone rings)
    Him: Hello
    Me: YES! your still here
    Him: I never left
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  5. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    It's not my fault
    I'm only AWESOME!
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  6. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    When you lose: Everyone's a winner today!
    When you win: I crushed your guts, bow down to me I am now your new queen. I am undefeatable.
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  7. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    When it's all said and done, I was Hurt
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  8. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Tomorrow is my Birthday, and I was just told that I'm spending it.
    !ALONE!
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  9. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 14, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Tell me that you LOVE me,Yeah
    Tell me that I take your breathe away
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
  10. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    Stranger - What is a witty profile?
    Me - ......?
    Stranger - ..........?
    Me - ( walks away then turns around)
    You deserve to DIE!!!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
  11. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 14, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Best friend - Do you want your brownie?
    Me - .....
    Best friend - ..................
    Me - How could you ask me that? What kind of person are you? If your just gonna be that self-fish we don't deserve to be friends.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
  12. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    I Have a Confession to Make.....
    I still get Happy Meals from McDonalds and I collect the toys!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
  13. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 11, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Getting excited to read a comment that someone posted about your quote. Then you find out that it was spam.
    Thank You for crushing my dreams to be.....
    !Witty Famous!
    !You have no soul!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
  14. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 11, 2012 10:38am UTC
    (My mom and I were riding down the road)
    MOM: What are you thinking about?
    Me: Nothin
    MOM: I know your lying
    Me: Fine I'm thinking about....HIM
    MOM: oh, thanks so good, Jesus is always thinking of you too!
    Me: um..... yeah right, JESUS
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  15. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 10, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Passing gas and being the first one to say "Oh my Gosh, do you smell that."
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  16. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 10, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    I know a secret about you, when your in the shower your....
    !NAKED!
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  17. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 9, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Walking on air wondering when your gonna fall and who's gonna be there to help you get back up
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
  18. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 9, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Akward Moment
    When your talking about someone... and their standing right behind you!!!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  19. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 9, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Looking at someone with major swagg saying
    "Why can't I do that"
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
  20. xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx xxbeingimperfectisperfectxx
    posted a quote
     July 9, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Hating the fact that the only time he sees you is when your making yourself look like a complete
    IDIOT !!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
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