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xxSongWriterxx

1. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   NBF;
   Natural Born Flirt
   ♥
   
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2. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:28pm UTC
   I think Steve should invest in making a Witty Academy, where everyone on Witty could go to school.
   
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3. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:43am UTC
   Oh, his smile♥
   
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4. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:37am UTC
   When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Fave, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!
   
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5. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:27am UTC
   OINK.
   I'm a turtle.
   
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6. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:18am UTC
   Sometimes I look at my ex and think "Was I drunk the whole relationship..?"
   
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7. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 24, 2011 9:09am UTC
   And I'd give everything just to be your anything. ♥
   
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8. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 23, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   The thing I like about a picture is that it always stays the same, no matter what.. even when the people inside them do.
   
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9. xxSongWriterxx
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   August 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC
   If her tattoo comes off in water.. she's too young for you bro..
   
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10. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 23, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Hun, it's called Facebook, not Faceboobs. #PutAShirtOn.
    
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11. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 23, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Yes, I am a normal teenage girl.
    I stay up late talking to my friends. I think of 'him' all day long. I burn my hand on my hair after I straighten it. I'll take an hour to pick out the best outfit for the slight chance that I might see him. I laugh at stupid things. I make mistakes. I cry my heart out to my best friend when something goes wrong. Yes, I am a normal teenage girl, and sometimes I have to remember that one day this will all just be a foolish old memory.
    
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12. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 23, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    When I was younger, I used to think the moon followed me, and sometimes I still like to think it does.♥
    
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13. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 23, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Bad Hair Day.
    #notwinning.
    
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14. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 23, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    People say that there is a Prince Charming out there for everyone, but I think mine was hit by a bus..
    
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15. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 22, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Hate me?
    Great.
    Love me?
    Even better.
    Can't face me?
    Turn around.
    Think I'm ugly?
    Look the other way.
    Think you know me?
    Funny, never told you my story.
    Can't stand me?
    Theres a chair, go sit down.
    Think I'm trippin?
    Tie my shoelaces.
    Tell me to get lost?
    Sure, I love adventures.
    Want me to change?
    Nah, never.
    Got a problem?
    You got a brain, solve it.
    
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16. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 22, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    I'm just so talented! I can trip up the stairs, fall face first on flat surfaces, magically fall off chairs, and get hit by parked cars.. I'm just so amazing..
    
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17. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 20, 2011 10:41am UTC
    Just the same old Heart Broken </3
    
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18. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 15, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Dear Google,
    I'm pretty sure that is 'NOT' what I was looking for under those images..
    Sincerely,
    Scarred for life..
    
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19. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 15, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    I don't get why they call it heart break... it feels like my whole body is broken too..</3
    
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20. xxSongWriterxx
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    August 15, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    Smile;
    somebody could be falling in love with it.
    
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