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  1. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 10:20pm UTC
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  2. volleysukhi27 volleysukhi27
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:09pm UTC

    Dear Twilight fans
    Dear Periods,
    The only reason we like you is that you're the sign that we are not pregnant.
    Sincerely, Girls
    format by neversaynever16
    follow for a follow :)

  3. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    I’ve never done this before
    But I’m bored,
    So fav & I’ll tell you a boy’s name that sounds FLIPPING awesome with yours :)
    nmf

  4. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    movies:
    group of three close bestfriends, friendship seems perfect.
    real life:
    3 people. 2 insperable. 1 confused in how she fits in to the friendship

  6. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  7. allicanbeisme allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  8. foreveryours16 foreveryours16
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Fave for a first impression
    i'm gunna be 100% truthful so fave if your confident in yourself

    not my format!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. StartAFire StartAFire
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:29am UTC
    so what we get drunk,
    so what we smoke weed,
    we're just havin' fun,
    And we don't care who sees.
    So what we go out,
    that's how it's supposed to be
    Livin' young and wild and free <3
    Format bySausndrasaur

  11. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  12. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Facebook-
    where you lie to your friends
    WittyProfiles-
    where you're honest with complete strangers

  13. fuckkkyeahhh fuckkkyeahhh
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    hi everyone,
    so, i've deicided to do a weekly top 10 prettiest girls. each week i will post quote with 10 of the prettiest girls i've seen that week on witty. (:
    fave if you want be to look at your profile to see if i could put you on this weeks top 10 prettiest on witty.
    & comment if you want to help me do it.
    thanks. (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. vickylperkins vickylperkins
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    I got a text! I hope its from......
    OH MY GOSH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

  16. xoxkay98 xoxkay98
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    A dmit it,
    We all have that one friend, that we are extremely jealous of.

  17. Jennifer071498 Jennifer071498
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Atelphobia
    The fear of not being good enough

  18. ALYSSA1998 ALYSSA1998
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    I feel stupid.
    LOVING SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE ME BACK.

  19. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:07am UTC
    Happy 6th Birthday
    Caylee Marie Anthony ♥
    If all the tears and love we had towards you could bring you back,
    you'd be back by now, but Honny since you're not I want to wish
    you a very wonderful Birthday, I hope you are having the
    time of your life up their in heaven with all your new friends!
    Right now your family would be celebrating the amazing day you first
    came into this earth, celebrating the words you'd be
    starting to speak, the continuous love and laughter you've always
    gave to them when you were down here. I bet even
    your mother wishes you a Happy Birthday too sweatheart.
    I know you're safe in the Lords arms right now,
    getting taught that it's always okay to forgive the wrong doers.
    We All Hope You
    Rest In Peace Baby Girl,
    We miss you♥

  20. xoxograndchamp xoxograndchamp
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    That weird feeling after your painted nails have dried, but you still feel like you can't pick up anything...

:)

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