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xxMarnixx

  1. joannaa joannaa
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    no one will fav this, cause its not pretty.
    society is honestly f**ked up.


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  3. Katherinee Katherinee
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:14am UTC
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    When your bestfriend takes your phone, and threatens to text your crush.
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  4. Katherinee Katherinee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:21am UTC
    Life is a funny thing ♥
    The moment
    when you think
    you've got
    everything
    figured out.
    Something comes along, and turns it all upsidedown
    -Zayn Malik


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  6. one_direction_lov3 one_direction_lov3
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:06am UTC
    swedish directioners flash more than
    Liam's Toothbrush♥

  7. joannaa joannaa
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Promise me you won't leave like everyone else. Promise me you'll
    be the one to say you'll stay, and actually mean it...

  8. one_direction_lov3 one_direction_lov3
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    one band. one dream. one direction.
    niall harry liam zayn louis.

  9. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    There's somebody that's
    MEANT FOR
    y o u . |||||||||||||||||||||||||♥
    THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT
    | t h e r e | t h a t ' s | p e r f e ct | f o r y o u |

  10. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    In Every Scary Movie,
    The victim is like,
    " H e l l o ? "
    As if the killer is gonna say,
    " Y e a h I ' m i n t h e k i t c h e n, w a n t a s a n d w i c h? "
    nmf


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  12. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    that ridiculous smile
    that decides to show up whenever you're talking to the person you like.

  13. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Friends
    buy you lunch
    Best friends
    eat your lunch

  14. Katherinee Katherinee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:52am UTC
    Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
    It's not like a muderer will come in thinking,'
    I'm gonna kill- Ahh f*ck! She's under the blanket.

  15. Katherinee Katherinee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:22am UTC
    The awkward moment when your
    laughing so hard
    THAT YOU CAN'T LAUGH ANYMORE
    And end up sitting, and clapping like a retarded seal.

  16. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:04am UTC
    ADMIT IT.
    We've all Googled ourselves
    at one point in our lives♥

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #16
    Niall takes a lot of videos and pictures so he never
    forgets the memories of one direction

  18. Ella16156 Ella16156
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:10am UTC
    Girls, we run a around while we brush our teeth.
    We read shampoo bottle whilst washing our hair.
    We laugh at our own jokes.
    We can read a sentence 10 times and still not understand it.
    We push doors that claerly say pull.
    We say "what" even though we know exactly what has just been said.
    We hate the wind because it messes up our hair.
    We have to call our own phones just to find them.
    We can look at the clock withoutseeing the time.
    We set our alarm clocks early just so we can lay in longer.
    Before we go to sleep we calculate how many hours of sleep we are going to get that night.
    If you are one of these girls that do some or all of these things favorite this quote.

  19. xxMarnixx xxMarnixx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    That akward moment when your
    laughing so Hard your crying..

  20. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Him: I won't be leaving until I end up stealing ever peice of your heart.
    Me: So you will leave when I end up falling for you? and then you'll hurt me and break my heart?
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: I didn't mean it that way..
    Me: In what way did you mean it?
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: Thought so, goodbye

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