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Member Since: 24 Nov 2011 04:40pm

Last Seen: 8 Apr 2012 10:58pm

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Hi! Mine name is Viclynn. Well really thaat is just what people call me. My really name is Victoria Lynn. I'm not giving out my last name. :L Sorry. I am a random beast person. My favorite brands of shoes are Wanted , Uggs, and sperrys! (: Teehee. I'd love to have a Witty best friend! Hehe. Comment, follow. Either one is fine. FAVE MY QUOTES. I want a top quote. Really bad. Right now people are faving the

Boy: Your boobs are so tiny.
Girl: Your dick is tiny and you moobs are large.

^^ That is the quote people are faving the most! FAVE IT!


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  1. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Me at the mall with my friend and boyfriend, shopping for the bull walk. ( pagent for boys dressing up like girls.)Me: "Where do we go first?"
    Friend: "VICTORIA SECRET!"Me: "Uhm, okay then."
    *walks to victoria secret looking at bras for bf*
    Looks over at friend
    Me: "NO! MAREN! STOP TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO TRY ON A BOMBSHELL! NO NO!"
    Friend: *laughing head off* "RYAN STAND STILL I AM TRYING TO PUT THIS ON YOU"
    Me: "NO BAD MAREN! SIT STAY SOMETHNG! JUST SIT YOUR BUT DOWN!"
    Boyfriend: *standing there awkwardly watching everyone stare at us*

  2. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:24pm UTC
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  3. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When.... You ar in the halls at break standing with your boyfriend who is your ex-boyfriend's best friend and you guys are just standing there by your ex awkwardly. Awkward. nmf

  4. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    *Earlier that month* Me: If he breaks your heart... i am killing his first born child. *last friday* Me: That baby is dead.Random Guy in the hall: WHATTT? O.OMe: Oh nothing.... Okay so maybe I am a little violent...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Dear Cancer, I know thatmy grandfatheris going to win. No matter what.I'm not going to lose him.

  6. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    So our school says that if you pay 1 dollar on March 16 Boys can have their shirts untucked And girls can wear pajamas. Boys Reaction: "WTFFF! I WANT TO WEAR PJ'S!"Girls Reaction: *ROFL*

  7. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Google
    Who is the sexiest band alive?
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Everything Did you mean: One Direction?nmfnmf
    credit to PaperLung

  8. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Cashier: Have a nice day. Me: Don't tell me what to do. nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    "Oh yes. She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day! Sometimes with bricks!"Fav if you know where this is from.

  10. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Parents are so confusing. If you answer to their angry comment or question its called talking back. If you don't they yell at you for ignoring them. You just can't seem to win.nmf.

  11. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Thisyear, This year, I'm promise to be 100% me. Not be scared that if I speak my mind someone will come and put me down. Not be scared to answer a question in class scared that I will answer it wrong. Tell my friends how I actually feel when they ask. Not tell them everything is fine and lie. This year I'm not going to think about all the things I might be doing wrong but just go the way I want to. I'll tell him how I feel and not be afraid of rejection. I'll tell the girl off that treats me like crap. This year, I'mma be 100% ME.
    nmf.
    nmf

  12. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:20pm UTC
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    I love my friends.
    Me- I'm going to start off the new year with a
    bang.
    Friend- Fire the cannons!
    Other Friend- I'll get the guns!
    ------------------------ nmf

  13. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:06pm UTC
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    "Are you back talking me?"
    " I'd rather be back slapping you if you prefer." ------------------------ nmf

  14. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    GUESS WHAT?ACCORDING TO STUPID PEOPLE IN 3 DAYS WE WILL DIE.

  15. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    We all have that friend who will screw up relationships.

  16. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Boy: Why won't you love me?Girl: My mother told me not to love small things.Boy: Nothing about me is small!Girl: Your dick is.

  17. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Baby I love you too but break,ME AND I WILL BREAK YOU TOO.nmf

  18. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:15am UTC
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  19. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    Next year, I want true lovee. ♥

  20. xxFunnyBunnYxx xxFunnyBunnYxx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Boy: Your boobs are so tiny.Girl: Your dick is tiny and your moobs are large.

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