Who was the first person to look at a
cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the
white thing that came from a hen's butt
looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible crisp
which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no
one cares, why is there a song
about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make
a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole
in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist
when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough
money to buy all that Acme crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil
made from?
Is Disney World the only people
trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full
effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that
when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you
that there are over a billion stars in the universe,
you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
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