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  1. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  2. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    I Throw my sandwich in the air somtimes sing AYEEEEOOO Weres the MAYYYYYOO ?

  3. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    Wouldn't life be ([ perfect ]) if sweatpants were sexy,
    Monday mornings were fun,
    _____________junk food was healthy,
    guys weren't confusing,
    and nothing was regrettable
    ?

  4. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 11:27am UTC
    It took Harry Potter 7 books to catch the bad guy,
    while it takes Scooby Doo 25 minutes

  5. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    HELLO
    my name is...
    Flow

  6. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 7:52pm UTC
    Well You call Me a bitc*h__[x]
    Well , A bitc*h is a dog. Dogs bark.
    Bark is on trees . Trees are part of Nature ,
    And Nature is Beatiful; So thanks for the complement
    :)

  7. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 3:29pm UTC
    -->South Park♥<---
    Do you like Fishdicks?
    Yes.
    ([Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth? ])
    Yes?
    WELL WHAT ARE YOU A GAY FISH???
    Oh, South Park<3
    WITTY
    MESSED UP SPACING.
    </333

  8. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 7:07am UTC
    Silly Boy, Masking Tape Wont Fix my
    Heart.....♥
    MINE

  9. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    FRIENDSHIPFRIENDSHIP
    isn't about who you've known the longest; it's about who came and never left your side ♥
    not mine.

  10. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    A women can be any sizeFRIENDSHIP
    She wants to be. How bout a hexagon? .

  11. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    I Dont know You .....FRIENDSHIP
    But i like your status ♥

  12. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    I know something you will never know .

  13. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    So throw your diamonds
    in the sky, we'll stay gold forever?

  14. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    I have loved, and I have lost.
    I have turned, and I have tossed.
    I have listened, and I have watched.
    I've gave into this for long enough!
    I have lost, and I have loved.
    Sleep has stolen far too much.
    Close your eyes, but not just yet
    Sleep is just a cousin of death!
    B R I N G M E T H E H O R I Z O N

  15. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    We will never sleep,
    'cause sleep is for the weak
    And we will never rest,
    'til we're all Fu*king dead

  16. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    ♥♥BRING ME THE HORIZON
    __________________[x]

  17. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    Dear I fear <3
    This ship is sinking

:)

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