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hawaiisurfergrl7
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Most amazing and inspirational quote here.
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We all have a voice.
Now let yours be heard.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People are getting fatter and stupider.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:10pm UTC

You always have that bit
of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:42pm UTC

Elementary school: eww you kissed him!
Middle school:C'mon kiss kiss kiss!
High school: Seriously guys, stop making out and get a room!

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:09pm UTC

9 months before I was born ,
I went to a party with my dad, but left with my mom(;
fave if you get it(:

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 2:36pm UTC

I have always
Secretly wanted to pull
The fire alarm at school :)
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC

"youre ugly"
Pffft. Sure buddy. But thats not what my mom said.

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bballstar5695
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 8:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles,
was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC

"You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom.
But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the w e a k / /
simply because he's a dick. No.. no...Stan here is much more ( c o m p l e x ) than that..
See according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for o n e of t h r e e reasons ;
One: underneath all that male b r a v a d o there's an i n s e c u r e little girl just banging
\ \ \ on the closet door trying to get out. Two: like a ( caveman ) Stan's b r a i n is..
underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively.
T h r e e :
Stan has a small wiener."
-17 Again.

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codaa024
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:10pm UTC

I wanna live my life, young, wild, and free.
...
but im afraid of my parents.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Belladixie17
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Wa k e u p i n t h e m i d d l e o f t h e n i g h t t o o p e e :
avoid all mirrors.
Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life.
Hear thumps while in shower:
your whole family is being killed and you're next.
Turns off lights before going to bed:
OMG run for the bed before the demons get you.
Elevator door doesn't open immediately:
trapped forever.
Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?:
oh god, zombies.

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jocelynn006
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC

F a v e i f y o u c a n ...
raed tihs whit no porlbem bceasue yuor jsut htat smrat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MANFREDA
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 11:08am UTC

FACT: Christmas wont be the same again until i have my own kids and Santa comes back to life.
∞∞∞∞∞♥∞∞∞∞∞

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xobrianna8397
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 8:53pm UTC

14 Year Old: Santa isn't real!!
6 Year Old: Well neither is
Edward Cullen!
Guess who ran away crying(;

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
what
nothing they just waved
oh
did you sea what I did there?
no
I'm shore you did.
how do you have friends?
don't be such a beach
tumblr.

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:51pm UTC

1. I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5.
2. The answer is look at 11.
3. Don't get mad. Look at 15.
4. Calm down don't be mad look at 13.
5. First look at 2.
6. Don't be angry. Just look at 12.
7. I just wanted to say I love you.
8. What I wanted to tell you is on 14.
9. Be patient. Look at 4.
10. This is the last time I'm going to do this. Look at 7.
11. I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6.
12. Sorry look at 8.
13. Don't get mad. Look at 10!
14. I domt know how to say this but look at 3.
15. You must be really mad. Look at 9.
nmf/nmq

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