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  1. katiebxo katiebxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    spongebob:“remember patrick, flatter the customer. make him feel good."
    customer:
    "hello?"
    patrick:
    "i love you."

  2. xxemilyxx3 xxemilyxx3
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 6:10pm UTC
    Favorite This Quote If;
    -you've stayed up all night to text someone special.
    -you've fallen for someone more than once.
    -you've cried yourself to sleep, just because of one person.
    -you've listened to a song over and over again that reminded you of someone.
    -someone made you laugh hard, you cried.
    -you've secretly had a love-hate relationship for someone.
    -you've had someone on your mind 24/7.
    -someone has let you down, but they don't know that.
    -one person you know doesn't realize how much you truly love them.
    -you've secretly hate yourself for falling for someone.
    -after you have read all of this,
    one person has been on your mind this whole time.
    mine(: click the [ ♥ ]

  3. hannahbreanne97 hannahbreanne97
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    &+ why is it that you
    always fall in
    love
    with your
    guy bestfriend...?
    *all mine, no jocking please:)*

  4. carmenxo carmenxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 1:06pm UTC
    ♥ two months ago;
    you set the banner on my phone, saying that you loved me.
    >>>>>>>> ♥ today;
    it's still there. but it's not true anymore.
    yet i still keep it there, because it's a constant reminder
    that you loved me. & i'm just waiting for the day where
    that banner can be true again.

  5. sarahbeanl sarahbeanl
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 12:12pm UTC
    Am I the only person that thinks the
    ~CALIFORNIA GURLS~ music video doesn't have anything to do with the song?

  6. peiceofmetaylor peiceofmetaylor
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    MY BESTFRIEND;
    chose a boy over me. and the sad part is
    I LIKED HIM FIRST. //

  7. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    *Don't Kanye West me,*
    *or I'll Chris Brown you,*
    *&&Tiger Woods ur mom,*
    *Michael Jackson ur kids,*
    *and Carrie Underwood ur car ;)*

  8. xBroadwayBabyx xBroadwayBabyx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    ;
    you know that boy?
    the one that you can't help but think about every time you listen
    to your ipod? the one that makes you smile just by texting you?
    the one that you stay on facebook or myspace for just because
    you see his name, even though you aren't going to talk to him? the
    one that gives you butterflies just by looking at you? the one that you
    imagine being with when you're watching a romantic movie? the one
    that you glance at from the corner of your eye in class? the one that
    has no idea that you write quotes on witty about him? the one that,
    no matter what you do, you just can't seem to forget about?
    yeah, i know him too.

  9. taaylorrxoxo taaylorrxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

  10. tigerbabe527 tigerbabe527
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 11:02am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. cheerleaderx3 cheerleaderx3
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 9:37am UTC
    "he's cute, I swear! let me find a better picture!"
    ... facebook stalking. we all do it.

  12. xScYx xScYx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2010 12:22pm UTC
    "hes the one"
    fav if you just thought
    of him

  13. with_love123 with_love123
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    && The sad part of our story,
    I believed you when you said 'I love you'


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  17. nolovenolife398 nolovenolife398
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    When I was little, it was...
    a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, ELEMENO P
    ...anyone else?

  18. Calixte Calixte
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    [it breaks your heart]
    when people you know~
    become people you knew;
    When you can walk rite past some one
    as if they were never a huge part of your life
    you used to be able to talk
    for hours
    on the phone
    and now you cant look each other in the damn eye
    it completely breaks your heart to know that
    good things change
    and there's nothing
    you can do.

  19. dhOpeqUrl dhOpeqUrl
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    6,645,666 american children died from
    abortion .
    click the ( ♥ ) if your against abortion .

  20. YouKnow_ThatOneTime YouKnow_ThatOneTime
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    THaT's so cuTe,
    You THInK He LIKes You For Your
    PersonaLITY.

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