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xoxopeace366
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January 2, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Watching TV and at the same time eating an extremeley loud, crunchy, tasty snack that makes it impossible to hear the TV while eating. Then you have to make the crucial decision of which one you want more, which is near impossible.

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xoxopeace366
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October 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC

"truth is you're really nice and pretty,and we should really talk more!"
-otherwise known as the most famous lies on facebook...

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xoxopeace366
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July 31, 2012 3:25pm UTC

That depressing moment when you're jamming out to a song on Pandora, and you accidentally hit the "next" button, and you can't go back to that song

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xoxopeace366
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July 31, 2012 3:13pm UTC

94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. LIKE if you like Apple Juice.

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xoxopeace366
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July 31, 2012 3:08pm UTC

My elementary teacher said we would have to use cursive when we grow up. Well, that was such a lie.

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xoxopeace366
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July 24, 2012 2:09pm UTC

MARRIAGE IS ABOUT LOVE NOT GENDER

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xoxopeace366
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July 24, 2012 2:04pm UTC

People are like Music; some speak the truth and others are just noise

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xoxopeace366
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July 7, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I always feel like whenever i try to start a diet or to just eat healthy more, i always get my period the next day and then im just like " ah screw it, im just going to eat ten pounds of chocolate now, everyday, for like a week, and probably the rest of my life."

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xoxopeace366
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July 6, 2012 4:47pm UTC

*home alone*
Mom: "you better keep your phone on you the whole time in case of emergencies or if i need you for something or you'll be in trouble"
*keeps my phone on myself the whole time, then leaves it alone for like two minutes, comes back and sees
15 missed calls from mom O O
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xoxopeace366
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June 3, 2012 2:27pm UTC

That annoying moment when you start the same sentence like 3 times, and someone interrupts you each time

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xoxopeace366
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May 27, 2012 4:45pm UTC

That terrifying moment when you are at a store trying on a dress and
when you are putting it over your head and pull it down and hear a tear, and you take it off lightning speed and rush out to put in back on the rack (trying to be nonchalant) and then run out of the store so no one notices

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xoxopeace366
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May 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC

That torturing moment when
you are loading something on the computar and it only takes like a second to get to 99% loaded and you assume that it's going to go right to 100, and then it just stops and is like " LOL JK, i feel like waiting 20 more minutes"

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xoxopeace366
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February 5, 2012 12:39am UTC

I hate it when you're texting someone and all they reply back with is just a simple "k" or "yeah." And then it just becomes awkward and then you're like "really, thats just like all you can say?! thank you for making it all awkward now cuz i dont know what else to say, and you know what you just killed the conversation. i mean come on, you're gonna have to contribute a little more to keep this conversation going. i cant do it all on my own you know."

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xoxopeace366
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February 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Definition of Normal: the complete opposite of anything FUN

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xoxopeace366
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October 15, 2011 1:21pm UTC

you know it seems to me that Phineas and Ferb are really bad pet owners, i mean they never know where Perry is, and never even look for him.... now i dont know about you, but to me this should be considered animal neglect

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xoxopeace366
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October 8, 2011 5:01pm UTC

Guys always say the "your mom" joke. So what are girls supposed to say..."your dad"??? :/

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xoxopeace366
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October 4, 2011 5:28pm UTC

YOU'RE JUST A DAYDREAM AWAY...
♥♥

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xoxopeace366
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October 3, 2011 6:42pm UTC

I've never told a lie
and that makes me a liar
I've never made a bet
but we gamble with desire
I've never lit a match
with intent to start a fire
But recently the flames are getting out of
CONTROL
♥

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xoxopeace366
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September 24, 2011 9:55pm UTC

YEP, I'm like the only I know that can manage to get a SUNBURN at the of SEPTEMBER. yes im that ninja. Y ye

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xoxopeace366
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September 9, 2011 5:52pm UTC

When you look really good going to school...but when you get home and look terrible,and you're like " WTF??!! Was I like beat up by invisible ninjas and wasn't aware about it?!"

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