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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustinBieberlover12
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:55am UTC

when elmo isnt tickilish,
and pooh bear hates honey
when tigger stops bouncing;
And goofy isnt Funny
When peter pan cant fly
and simba never Roars
when alice can't fit through tiny doors.
when dumbos ears get small
and happily ever after isn't true
thats when ill stop loving you
<3
happily hates honey

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Cutecat0413
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August 22, 2011 12:45pm UTC

Mom:"Who are you texting?"
Me: "My friend."
Mom:"Is it a boy?"
Me: "Yes."
Mom: "I know that you love him. You keep smiling every time your phone vibrates."
Me: "I- I didn't know I was smiling..."
Mom: "That's what love is; it controls you and before you know it, he'll be gone, so tell him the truth and save your heart. I can tell he loves you too, or he wouldn't text back..."
true story :)
♥

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maybenotxo
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:57pm UTC

"get a life.."
"but then i would have two?.."

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wtfaaack
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August 22, 2011 8:52am UTC

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
...
GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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LivvyLynne
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:52am UTC

Mom you know I love you alot , »»» but sorry I can't accept your friend request. Just can't. ♥

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Xrachhh0
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:48am UTC

THOSE PERFECT FANTASIES
in your head
that you know will n.e.v.e.r. actually happen
♥
nmf

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mumblebumble
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August 22, 2011 5:39pm UTC

Girl:
Truth or dare?
Boy:
Dare. :)
Girl:
I dare you to love me.
Boy:
No babe, that's truth. ♥
nmf.

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alyssawashere
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Want to bang tonight?
I mean hang. Duck auto-cucumber.
God donut.
How the duck do I turn this off?
It's painful watching you struggle man.

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punklove182*
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 8:46am UTC

I start school in 26 minutes,
I'm getting as much Witty time in as possible.

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shaunarnia*
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:52am UTC

That rejected feeling you get
When you call your pet and they totally ignore you.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xoxkay98
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August 22, 2011 9:46am UTC

Biggest turn on's;
Boys with dimples(:
boys with nice bodys(:
boys with flippy hair(: (that can actually pull it off)
boys who are good with children(:
boys who aren't afraid to cry infront of you<3
boys who actually know how to treat a girl ♥♥♥
nmf-credit to whoever.

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JustTheWayIAm
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:14am UTC

Who invented tickling?
like when the first person to tickle someone did it
it was probably so awkward.
"Why are you weirdly moving your hands on me? W"
"Just trust me."
♥

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ErBearLovesYou
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August 22, 2011 12:26pm UTC

Witty Profiles is in competition with Pympy Quotes.
>:( about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
The whole world knows Witty will win.
nmf. FAV FOR STEVE<3

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