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xoxoitsjulieee

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  1. xoxoitsjulieee xoxoitsjulieee
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    SORRRYY!!!!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to
    die!

  2. xoxoitsjulieee xoxoitsjulieee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 10:58am UTC
    withafacelikeyours
    ___you don't need a heart___

  3. xoxoitsjulieee xoxoitsjulieee
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 2:41pm UTC
    HEY,
    lil' miss drop-dead
    GORGEOUS.
    please drop dead.
    :)

  4. xoxoitsjulieee xoxoitsjulieee
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 1:40pm UTC
    +& i want a guy. . .
    who will never be afraid to kiss me around his friends
    who will come up behind me and wrap his arms around me
    who will text me when im right next to him
    who will pick me up and twirl me around the second he sees me
    who will stay on the phone with me until the second i fall asleep
    who will kiss me in the rain
    who will comfort me in a time of need
    who will understand when i dont wanna talk
    who will always be there for me no matter what
    i just want a guy. . . who loves me, for me </3
    credit to iloveyoubabe23
    changed the colors and stuff.
    credit for edit?

:)

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