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xoxoheartsgirl

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Member Since: 22 Dec 2010 05:35pm

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xoxoheartsgirl
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February 20, 2011 3:18pm UTC
"Hey Creed! You're teeth called...they said your breath STINKS!" -Michael Scott, The Office=Best Show EVER!

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xoxoheartsgirl
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December 31, 2010 11:14am UTC
MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS!

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xoxoheartsgirl
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December 24, 2010 11:49pm UTC
The moment you realize you're mostly Jewish and you're shaking on Christmas Eve night because you're so excited.

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xoxoheartsgirl
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December 24, 2010 5:09pm UTC
A good friend would sit by the pool with you when you have your period.
A best friend would throw a tampon at you and push you in.

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xoxoheartsgirl
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December 22, 2010 5:38pm UTC
...the moment when you realize justin bieber's voice is NOT chipmunked

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