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xoxodot1234

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Member Since: 21 Nov 2010 09:13am

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  1. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    how do you delete your accoun?..

  2. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

  3. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    {YOU}

    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  4. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    It's been 6 years scince i have seen your face, what i wouldn't give to see you walking through the doori miss you dad♥

  5. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    AND TO THINK,
    I was in sweatpants and a sweatshirt when he asked me out.

  6. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    and doeshe
    even know , and my name? . ♥

  7. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Hi i am making a facebook just for witty friends so add me the names Kylie but people call me dot lmaao long story behind that so look up kylie thompson and add me!

  8. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Wide awake
    My mistake
    So pred i ctable
    you were fake, I was great, nothing personal.
    nmq/nmf

  9. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    Lets go back to the days when..♥
    69 was just a number,
    friends didn't turn into enemies,
    love was just a word,
    when we liked stickers, not boys,
    when no one cared about what the
    you looked like,
    and when you weren't embarrassed to be yourself.
    Yeah.. that would be nice.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    i'm not beautiful like her.
    i'm beautiful like me (:

  11. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    If you love GOD post this. If you love Satan then keep scrolling.

  12. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Witty,
    For the last time,
    I AM NOT LOOKING FOR MATURE SINGLES OVER 40.
    ...That is all.

  13. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:42am UTC
    Its long but here it goes
    My friend nick is having family problems and girl
    problems so as his best friend i am helping him with
    all of it but it all got really bad and now he is telling
    me he is done and i said done with what and he said
    im done with everything i cant take it! so i call him
    and tell him to go outside, we met each other
    outside and i had a talk with him and he told me he
    wanted to die. i said nick, you might want to kill
    yourself but im never going to let you i will stay on
    the side of you for the rest of my life so you wont kill
    yourself he said no i want to die. then he pulled out
    a cigarette for the first time in his life he was gonna
    smoke. he said go get a lighter i said what are you
    f*ckin kidding me no im not gonna let you do this to
    yourself just stop! then he dropped the cigarette
    and cried on my shoulder.
    i love this kid he is like a brother to me. He is going through a really hard time right now and at least 50 faves might make him feel like someone cares.
    if your still reading this i love you♥

  14. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 11:11am UTC
    When you're laying in your bed at night,
    And every piece of furniture in your room looks like a serial killer.nmf/q

  15. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:06am UTC
    I was with
    my bestfriend nick last night,All we were doing was sitting on the sidewalk.he got closer and closer next to me.and then he said guess what,so i obviously said what and he saidi love you♥ and he meant it, should we stay bestfriends or more than that? help me please!

  16. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:44am UTC
    FAVORITE THIS
    if you know someone who should be hit by a bus.

  17. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:13am UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    that
    unattractive
    ♥ sneeze
    nmf/nmq

  18. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:58am UTC
    ¡
    I want a witty friend, guy or girl

  19. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:49am UTC
    HI CO ULD
    someone tell me the date TODAY?

  20. xoxodot1234 xoxodot1234
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:45am UTC
    Are vegetarians alowd
    To eat animal crackers...?.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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