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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 11:13am UTC

Has anyone else realized
therapist and the rapist
are spelt with the same letters
in the same order?
I know i have just BLOWN YOUR MIND

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 10:20am UTC

I got surgery yesturday
Not one person came to visit me
Even though they all said they would
And they are my "best friends"
So much for friends

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Yeah well I'm me
You're just going to have to deal with it
Or leave.
:D

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posted a quote
February 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC

We were sitting in the dark when his lips crossed the border between us and met mine. His tongue was't shy; it was in and out like a snake. We anticipated the other's movement and became one. His hands moved as gingerly as a child's first steps as mine clung to his neck like my life depended on it. We moved around and around until i was over him and he was over me. His hand's feet ran down my legs, on the skin of my back, and on my chest. He squeezed place i should not have let him. It felt good '' but i still do not know how it is possible it happened; i mean he is my ex-boyfriends best friend.

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 3:39pm UTC

My least favorite person in the world comes up to me at lunch and says to me:
Danielle, your pretty but your a b*tch, so does that make you ugly or even hotter? even hotter, duhh.
Then i reply:
Okay dude i may be a b*tch but at least i admit it
He looks at me then says:
You need to calm yourself, take a compliment and stop being so insecure. Every single one of those guys over there (points to all the popular guys) would love to be with you but they don't think they're good enough for you
He walks away.
Later in technology i heard a bunch of guys who are popular and what not calling me gorgeous and pretty. Then another obnoxious guy goes to me:
Yo, girl, you know your pretty but you don't like me you like Matt so that automatically makes you unattractive
I go:
You know what i don't care maybe i am pretty but unlike you and all your friends i'm not one to do something i dont want to do because it will look good.
I walk away and hear one of them say, "damn pretty girl with an attitude," then one of his friends goes, "i like it"
After the bell i'm walking in the hallway with the guy i like's best friend and he goes, "If it's any confession we don't think you're pretty, your beautiful and he walks into his math classroom.

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If
you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥

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posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:25pm UTC

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
____________________________________________________
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
____________________________________________________
ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.
____________________________________________________
REQUIREMENTS:
- Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
____________________________________________________
IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you.

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I'm not asing for the world
I'm asking for someone to understand
I've been heart broken
accused of an inappropriate relationship
and i lost my best firend
all in the past week or so
and i'm not one to admit it
ir come on witty jus in tears
ranting about how much my life sucks
but when its bad
i admit i need help
i need someone to understand
how much i've lost
in so short of a time
i can't even begin to figure out
where things went wrong
i can't tell any of my friend this
because i know won't understand
but then again i lost them all
or all the close ones
the one i told everything to
she's gone
along with my secrets
and i can't figure it out
but something more than all of this
hurts me more than anything
and i just can't do it
i admit even i can be broken
but do i contrudict myself oh yes
some how through all of this
i'm still alvive and last friday night
was beyond amazing
and the only reason i can think of to explain
is that everything else has suckd
and now i just need someone to listen to me
go off about everything
goodbye to all i havve lost
and hopefully hello to the few i have gained
and tomorrow i will smile like nothings wrong
when everything has finally blown up in my face
and
thing
this
whole
can
probably
be
called
MY FAULT

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

In the past 12 days
I've lost everyone I loved:
· I lost a boy who was ready to die for me
· The respect of every teacher because of a lie I said about a teacher
· And possibly my best friend
All I want Is to be okay. I just need to ball my eyes out and I'll be okay, but the tears won't spill over and I'm not okay! And I wonder if I ever will be!

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 8:50pm UTC

Girl: Slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 8:16pm UTC

INTERESTING.
There was a girl who had a Yahoo Messanger with the username "h0tNsPiCy91". Then one day, she got a message from a boy called "crazy1 86":
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
... h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
... ... ... ... ... h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared about the messages, so she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2:
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on "Smith sisters murdered anonymously".
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
They said "I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
If you don't…repost this the parents will come and skin and hang you in your closet tonight.
DON'T BELIEVE ME?

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Our greatest weaknees lies in giving Up The most certain way to succeed Is to try just one more time
Thomas Alva Edison

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xoxocandy1313
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 8:37pm UTC

) Hold your breath.
2)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)
3) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You are a good kisser.

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posted a quote
November 18, 2011 6:36pm UTC

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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