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1. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   January 15, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   The worst part is i know you play me ...
   
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2. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   December 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC
   " i cant keep up with your turning tabels " < exactly what a girl thinks about when somthing happens bewteen them and a guy
   
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3. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 30, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   @justinbieber says never in his song "never say never" 69 times ... hmm what a kinky boy ;P
   
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4. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 23, 2011 9:53pm UTC
   Your a horrible person , you strive to make others feel like crap to make your self to feel better,
   make others misriable to cause an end towards your bordem, not happy unless others are mirable due to the words that come out of your mouth, let me tell you , your gunna get real far in life because if were eenagers and no one can handle you now ... well you have a LONG! way to go .
   The type of person who does stuff like that is usally extramly insurcure about them selfs and has to point out theres flaws to make there flaws less noticeable ....
   BOTTOM LINE.
   Your A Bully!
   End of story.
   Have a nice life knowing you lost another person due to your nasty remarks and horrible personality.
   Tootles <3 :*
   
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5. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 23, 2011 4:10pm UTC
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6. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 21, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   "I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, you grabbed a little Mexican girl and yelled DORA, I NEED YOUR MAP TO FIND MY WAY HOME!"
   
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7. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 21, 2011 10:31pm UTC
   "I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, you bought an airplane ticket to Hawaii, screaming IF LILO AND STITCH CAN’T CATCH THOSE ALIENS, I WILL!”
   
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8. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 21, 2011 10:28pm UTC
   "I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, you were cracking eggs, screaming COME ON LADY GAGA, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"
   
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9. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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   November 21, 2011 10:26pm UTC
   "I wasn't drunk!" "Dude, when I tried to take the bottle away from you, you yelled SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
   
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10. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Thoughts on the first day of school...
    Why does school even start this early? I could be sleeping.
    Oh great there’s my exs new girlfriend.
    Whoa nicee spray tan what color? Florescent orange?
    Hot new guy(:
    Whoa you got tall.
    There’s that guy who always flirts with me! And his girlfriend.
    Oh you txt me all summer but don’t say hey to me now? That’s cool.
    Damnn you got hot.
    Man I was going to wear that shirt tomorrow. Never mind that.
    b*tch b*tch b*tch.
    I didn’t know someone could ask so many stupid questions.
    I sit next to my ex in English. Cool.
    Where the f**k did Mrs. Hicks room go?
    Great I got all mean teachers.
    Why did they put me in chorus? I cant sing!
    Dude why is this guy poking me in the back?
    How am I going to survive a year of this?
    Bell, just ring alredy.
    not mine
    
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11. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Admit it, we all know an
    *correction*idiot. Player**
    .named Nick.
    now thats better :D
    
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12. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem :D
    
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13. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Broccoli: I look like a tree! Walnut: I look a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella! Banana: Dude... Can we please change the subject!
    
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14. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    'I wasn't THAT drunk!'
    "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo." :D
    
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15. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    'I wasn't THAT drunk!'
    "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, 'where the f*ck is Narnia?'"
    
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16. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:35pm UTC
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17. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring your text but what really happened was you forgot to press send...
    
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18. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    when you take a picture and you think it looks good. But when you look at it again after a few days, it just looks really bad
    
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19. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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20. xoxoanonymousgirlxoxo
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    November 16, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    So True People ♥ (: ♥
    - While your ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention
    - while your giving her problems another guy is listening to her problems
    - while your too busy for her another guy is making time for her
    - while you making her cry another guy is trying to make her smile
    - while your not sure if you still want her another guys already figured it out.
    
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