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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. lollipopx3
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   February 15, 2012 8:21pm UTC
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3. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC
   HAHAHAH YOU FELL!!
   oh s h i t, you're crying
   
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4. NeverFailReachSucess
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   November 25, 2011 12:06pm UTC
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5. sparkly_rain_bows321
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   November 12, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   i fell for
   the guy who probobly has trouble remembering that i exist.
   
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6. dave franco*
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   November 12, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   After a love movie
   5% Cry
   10% Relate it to their life
   85% Realize how miserably single they are
   favorite if you're the 85%
   
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7. Buki
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   Dear Voldemort,
   A couple of lies should fix your problem.
   Sincerely,
   Pinocchio
   
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8. XxprettixX
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   October 24, 2011 1:24pm UTC
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   ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
   Smiles are like band-aids.
   They cover up the pain,but it still hurts.
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9. XxprettixX
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   October 24, 2011 12:26pm UTC
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   ♥ ♥ ♥
   HAVE A PROBLEM?
   face it don't facebook it.
   ♥ ♥ ♥
   161D2077-1C6A-3181-1EAD-DDF53B82C857
   1.03.01
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10. ThatsSoMeee
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    October 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Cop : "Lets do a drug test"
    Me: "Cool,which drugs are we testing?"
    
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11. jsb702
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 9:04am UTC
    I don't look out windows at night.
    because i know if i do there's gonna be a freaking scary face that says
    imma kill you mothafuuckaa!
    ♥
    
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12. XxprettixX
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    October 21, 2011 10:54am UTC
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    You Make Me Think
    xxx That maybe i wont die alone. xxx
    
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13. livsbestfriendryan
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    October 21, 2011 9:44am UTC
    B a r b i e :
    Teaching kids how to undress women
    Since 1959
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14. xoalicecullenxo
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    October 21, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    The Best Thing Ever;
    having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥
    
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15. livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Sitting in a restaurant
    Wondering who would die if one of the fans fell...
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16. idance
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    dear lipgloss,
    why don't you taste as good as you smell?
    sincerely, disappointed & hungry
    
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17. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    ♥
    I always wonder
    Is he waiting for me to talk to him,
    like I'm waiting for him
    to talk to me?
    ♥
    
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18. fatassmuffin
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    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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19. idance
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    October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.
    
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20. itskatieyo6
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    June 22, 2011 8:20pm UTC
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