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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 2:38pm UTC

Stupid boys...
if they had to experience as much uncontrollable pain as we girls do...
it would be like taking there d**k
and pulling it over their head.
They think they're so tough
nope, not really.

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 10:39pm UTC

I like him.
So stop saying what you think about him.
I think he's cute.
And you may think he's ugly.
But he is my boyfriend.
Not yours.

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
May 7, 2009 11:57am UTC

Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
Advice...
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
.....OR BETTER
im done w/ this forward stuff... i shouldnt have read this, but i honestly think its sweet <3

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
April 29, 2009 4:57pm UTC

Why do people want their dreams to come true?
Because if my dreams came true
Animals could talk
We could all fly
My bestfriend is in love with a frog
i went to a party at a hobo's dumpster
I ate a rock
We can visit other planets.
I'm a mermaid/princess/hobo/dog
Life might be a little weird!

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
April 28, 2009 4:54pm UTC

?¿?¿Did you know.....?¿?¿
That "Pokemon" (poke-ee-mon)
really means "Pocket Monster"?
"GO POCKET MONSTER!"
Sorry i thought that was hilarious the first time i heard it! :D

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 30, 2009 4:23pm UTC

You can *love* me
maybe i'll *love* you
you can "hate" me
maybe i'll "hate" you
but no matter how you feel about me
{I am what I am}
and thats not about to change!

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 7:40pm UTC

so what?
I'll admit im a nerd
but im not the kid thats gonna be get drunk, high, or pregnant
im the kid thats gonna be lying on the couch playing wii with her bestfriends
and the most trouble im going to get in it being too "loud"
so, wouldn't you like to be a nerd?

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 9:40am UTC

10 ways to have fun when you are home alone.....
1. pretend everyone outside is a stalker
2. scream "I LOVE YOU...(your crush's name)
3. if a tellemarketer calls, answer the phone and say "i see dead people" then hang up
4. put a marshmellow in the microwave
5. light a ping pong ball on fire
6. play drums or blast music @ 3:30 am
7. stare at people walking by outside
8. play adventure with your cat
9. run around saying "bam bam!" and pretend you have a gun in your hands.
10. read every lable in your house and add "in my pants" to the end
enjoy!

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 9:23am UTC

*****Don't you hate it when some chick comes up to you crying "he doesn't like me!"*****
well honey, you've liked him for a week....
there's this boy I've loved for seven years
seven l o n g hopeful years
always waiting for him to say "will you got out with me?"
it happened once
it didn't last....
I still love him....
&& your crying to me????

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 14, 2009 11:20pm UTC

When life gives you skittles, dont throw them at people saying "taste the rainbow"
EAT THEM DAMN IT!

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 11, 2009 4:26pm UTC

newgfour: but seriously... where the he!l did you get THAT one from?!
xoxloosarida7xo: umm idk
xoxloosarida7xo: i thot of bathroom
xoxloosarida7xo: then constapation
xoxloosarida7xo: then anger
xoxloosarida7xo: thats how my brain works, it goes from one thing to the next....
lol.... dont ask

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 9, 2009 2:54pm UTC

hello there mr. teddy bear!
your looking good there, mr. chocolate
haven't seen you for a while....
i'm not doing so great.....
*all mine!* make it pretty!

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 9, 2009 2:38pm UTC

Too bad for you!
cry me a river
_____________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and i hope you fall in it!
~~~~o~~~~~
- l -
/ \

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 5:42pm UTC

My best...
when most girls are doing make up and each others hair...
Me and my girl are lying on the floor playing wii and spazzing
She's shouting " UP B! UP B!"
And Im screaming "YES! GO EETHANN!"
guess what we are playing?
super smash brothers brawl
kinda nerdy, huh?

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 5:31pm UTC

{Ever wonder why *Ike* is so angry?}
well how would u like a lil gay stalker named*Marth* following you around???
(only some of you may get this)

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xoxloosarida7xo
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 5:21pm UTC

They say good things come in small packages....
but what about us tall ones??

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