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xoproox98
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC

ever get the feeling someone's your best friend but then reality catches up and its like... um... no. ?

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xoproox98
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:38pm UTC

your attitude is like a zit...
keeps coming back even though it desperately needs to go.

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lostinthemusic
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:37pm UTC

" I just like to smile, smiling is my favorite."
~Buddy The Elf
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xbb21
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February 20, 2012 9:40pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
you're telling a story and you realize nobody is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend that you never said anything

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:07pm UTC

When you're cutting something,
& the scissors glide.
F/ck yes.

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:27am UTC

When a guy tries to do your hair...
so cute♥

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:32am UTC

Finding a spider isn't the problem...
losing it is...
mf

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

When you have a million different quotes to post in your mind...
and you forget all of them.

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:52pm UTC

SPONGEBOB : HEY PATRICK.. I KNOW SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN 24...
PATRICK : YEAH???
SPONGEBOB : ....25!
BOTH : HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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xbb21
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Pizza Guy: (Knock knock)
Me: Whos there?
Pizza Guy: The pizza guy
Me: The pizza guy who?
Pizza Guy: Well you ordered pizza so I'm here...

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Me on omegle:
Stranger: You're cute :)
You: Aww, thanks :)
Stranger: Show me your t*ts.
Really??

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maaddiissoonn
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Before my Shower:
I don’t want to get in .
During my Shower:
I don’t want to get out.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:05am UTC

Summer should get a speeding ticket
and slow down.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC

three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

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I_Dont_Know
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August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Woohoo for tumblr

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BravoSierra
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August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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jxmxb
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:45am UTC

girl: Heyyyy
girl: Oh, sorry! Wrong IM!
guy:That's ok.
That was totally not the wrong IM... ;)
nmf

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booogiepenguin
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Google
is my brain
facebook
is my social life
Witty
is my heart

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Our generation had the best
Disney Channel Original Movies:
Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire 
The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles 
Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
Sorry Disney, You’re not going
to be able to top that.

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