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  1. YerMumWasGurdBaby YerMumWasGurdBaby
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Don't Abuse Alcohol ...
    Just Drink It !

  2. brienne brienne
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 1:21am UTC
    I get all my combacks
    >>from Witty<<
    And people just think
    I'm pure genius

  3. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    it seems like,
    nine out of ten
    guys these days
    prefer big boobs
    and the tenth guy
    prefers the other nine guys.

  4. IxLovexStevex IxLovexStevex
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    G i r l s l o v e a b s
    As much as
    Guys love boobs.

  5. mynameiskelly4821 mynameiskelly4821
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Whenever he doesn't text back immediately
    you automatically say to yourself
    "oh god, something's wrong"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. riskafall329 riskafall329
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    That beautiful girl;
    who's dating an unattractive guy
    and could do so much better
    but doesn't because
    she love him anyways.
    <3

  8. fallingapart75 fallingapart75
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. iloveyou_xoxo iloveyou_xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    ---There's a wild side
    to every innocent face.

  10. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 10:37pm UTC
    I'd climb the highest mountain.
    I'd swim the ocean blue.
    I'd do anything at all my dear,
    to get away from you.

  11. oxjoyyxo769 oxjoyyxo769
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    have you ever gotten that feeling
    where you're just so sad, and memories are so painful
    that you can't even cry anymore?

  12. xokellybellyxo xokellybellyxo
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    the worst part about
    being lied to <---------
    is knowing
    you werent worth the truth

  13. latinababy1122 latinababy1122
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    I Miss Who I Was;
    i miss the girl that had something to be proud of.
    i miss the girl who was genuinely happy in her own skin.
    i miss the girl who was innocent and free and thought for herself.
    i miss the girl who would look in the mirror and not see every flaw.
    i miss the girl that wouldn't let the negative words of others bother her.
    I've transformed myself to make everyone else like me.
    But Now I Don't Like Myself
    I Miss Who I Was

  14. gracee_x gracee_x
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 7:58am UTC
    i dont mean to impress you,
    but i swim without floaties ..

  15. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    When in doubt,
    SwAG I T out♥

  16. XnikkiXbbyX0 XnikkiXbbyX0
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    today, his mom yelled at him ;
    i was over his house, just chilling. he's only 3 years older then me. his mom called him downstairs. i was with his little brother when we heard "she's f*cking 13! and she is in my f*cking house! what do you think you are?" he screamed back "i don't care mom, i love her, you can't do anything about it." he came back, lifted me up, kissed me, and whispered:
    nothing can ever make me stop loving you ♥

  17. Shaboo Shaboo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    "I got a ride, mom."
    "With who?"
    "I don't know, but they have candy."
    notmine. credit to liveforthemoment


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. mrosefarina627 mrosefarina627
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Hold our cell phones up in the air
    & just be glad we made it here alive.
    On a spinning ball in the middle of space
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love you from your
    ♥ ♥ ♥ toes to your face♥

  20. HardcoreKaylin114 HardcoreKaylin114
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    h e a r t b r o k e n ?
    there's a playlist for that . . .
    back to december_taylor swift
    miserable at best_mayday parade
    broken_lifehouse
    california king_rihanna
    catch me_demi lovato
    collide_howie day
    dear john_taylo rswift
    a drop in the ocean_ron pope
    enchanted_taylor swift
    fall for you_secondhand serenade
    forever & always piano version_taylor swift
    haunted_taylor swift
    i never told you_colbie caillat
    jar of hearts_christina perri
    last kiss_taylor swift
    that should be me_justin bieber
    never say never_the fray
    realize_colbie caillat
    the special two_missy higgins
    stay_miley cyrus
    teardrops on my guitar_taylor swift
    turn right_jonas brothers
    white horse_taylor swift
    you're not sorry_taylor swift
    Not mine i just wanted to save this for the future. (:

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