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  1. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    I'm going to smile like nothing is wrong, talk like everything is perfect, act like it's all a dream and it's not hurting me.
    - Me

  2. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    February 13, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    I just wish that weight didnt matter. Because it sucks to not be toothpick skinny or a pretty skinny. Youre not big by any means youre just in the middle. Youre not fat or skinny youre just stuck in the middle and its terrible.

  3. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    February 9, 2013 11:41am UTC
    Whenever I feel sad,
    I just go to my happy place..
    The fridge.

  4. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    February 9, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Guys don't realize the trouble we go through every morning.
    We end up burning ourselves from our straightener.
    We end up poking ourselves in the eye with mascara.
    Debating on the outfit to wear so mabe just maybe he'll notice you.
    Basically covering our face in foundation to hide blemishes.
    Drawing on our eyelids or waterline with eyeliner so our eyes stand out more.
    Brushing our teeth a million times so they end up being white.
    We do all of this for that few seconds we see him every day.

  5. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    February 2, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Me:Dude hes so hot.
    Friend: How hot?
    Me: Like hotter than the bottom of your laptop hot.
    Friend: DAYYYUUMMM!

  6. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 31, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    What hurts the most was being so close and watching you walk away.

  7. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 27, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I feel like I did sonething wrong. Why arent you talking to me.

  8. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 27, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    That little dance your thumbs do when you dont know how to reply to a text.

  9. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 24, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Now that I think about it ive actually never seen a yellow duck.

  10. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 22, 2013 11:27am UTC
    I get really awkward when someone compliments me.
    Them: you look nice today.
    Me: happy birthday.

  11. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 22, 2013 10:56am UTC
    The tampon girl will only be famous for a period of time.

  12. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 20, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    In the end I always screw it up. I feel like i can never make anyone happy anymore.

  13. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 15, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    I don't want to leave without your goodbyes. But I guess I have to. I love you.

  14. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 11, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    closing the silverware drawer with a pelvic thrust.

  15. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Most guys: I can't stand when girls low self esteem. It's such a turn off
    Most guys: Ew a fat girl. Ew stretch marks. I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her in the air. Wow she has a flat chest. Ew mosquito bite boobs. Ugh I don't like boobs that big, they get in the way. I want a flat tummy on my girl. Oh and she has to have a great body, no love handles yuck. Beef curtains are gross I like big n*pples. I think small n*pples are gross. Gross, thunder thighs, yuck thats to thin you look anorexic. I love curves no not plus-size, just skinny girls with small waists and big hips. Wow caked on make-up is such a turn off, yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without makeup on. I watc p*rn so my idea of a real women is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain.
    not mine but I totally agree.

  16. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 11, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they're not even 18 yet.
    Mind = Blown.

  17. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 11, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    Guys are jerks. If you argue with him you're hard- headed. If you're quiet, you don't care. If you call him you're too clingy crazy. If he calls you he says you should be happy. If you don't love him he'll try to win you. When you do love him, he leaves. If you don't f*ck him, you're a tease. If you do, you're easy. You tell him your problems you're irritating. If you don't, he says you don't trust him. If you lecture him, you just wanna argue. If he lectures you, It's because he 'cares.' If you break a promise, he doesn't trust you anymore. If he breaks a promise, It's because he had to. If you cheat, he expects it to be over. If he cheats, he expects a second chance. THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME. Guys drink to forget about girls. Girls drink to think back about the guy. When guys are in love they become poor. When girls are in love they become pretty. Guys can forget but can't forgive. Girls can forgive but can't forget. When guys are heart- broken, they go out with another girl to forget about the first girl. When girls are heart- broken they try to find his characteristics in another guy. Guys wish to be her first love. Girls wish to be his last.

  18. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 10, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    When I'm talking, grab me in the middle of my sentence and just kiss me.
    I'll shut up I promise.

  19. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 6, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    I wanna wrap you up, wanna kiss your lips, I wanna make you feel wanted. And I wanna call you mine, wanna hold your hand forever, and never let you forget it.
    - Hunter Hayes

  20. xomerrillxo xomerrillxo
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    January 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Fav if you were born on your birthday!

:)

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