Guys are jerks. If you argue with him you're hard- headed. If you're quiet, you don't care. If you call him you're too clingy crazy. If he calls you he says you should be happy. If you don't love him he'll try to win you. When you do love him, he leaves. If you don't f*ck him, you're a tease. If you do, you're easy. You tell him your problems you're irritating. If you don't, he says you don't trust him. If you lecture him, you just wanna argue. If he lectures you, It's because he 'cares.' If you break a promise, he doesn't trust you anymore. If he breaks a promise, It's because he had to. If you cheat, he expects it to be over. If he cheats, he expects a second chance. THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME. Guys drink to forget about girls. Girls drink to think back about the guy. When guys are in love they become poor. When girls are in love they become pretty. Guys can forget but can't forgive. Girls can forgive but can't forget. When guys are heart- broken, they go out with another girl to forget about the first girl. When girls are heart- broken they try to find his characteristics in another guy. Guys wish to be her first love. Girls wish to be his last.