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xoleiawuvzuxo10

1. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 20, 2009 8:40pm UTC
   we're the kind of friends that get hit by
   parked cars
   
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2. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
   One fine day in the middle of the night,
   Two dead boys got up to fight.
   Back-to-back they faced one another,
   Drew their swords and shot each other.
   One was blind and the other couldn't see,
   So they chose a dummy for a referee.
   A blind man went to see fair play,
   A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
   A deaf policeman heard the noise,
   And came and shot the two dead boys.
   A paralysed donkey walking by,
   Kicked the copper in the eye,
   Sent him through a rubber wall,
   Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
   (If you don't believe this lie is true,
   Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)
   
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3. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 20, 2009 6:21pm UTC
   What ever floats your boat =]
   
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4. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 19, 2009 7:59pm UTC
   a b c d e f g gummie bears are chasing me
   1 is red 1 is blue the yellow 1 just ate my shoe
   now u know y i am gone
   the gummie war has just begun =[
   
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5. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 19, 2009 6:30pm UTC
   "RaWr!" means i love you in dinosaur <3
   
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6. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 19, 2009 6:25pm UTC
   he said "<3 i love you <3"
   but i said "sry but im allergic to bull"
   
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7. xoleiawuvzuxo10
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   April 19, 2009 6:18pm UTC
   they say i have a golden heart but ik its fake gold,
   but when i find the right one i know that its real gold
   
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