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  1. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    I Know I'm Not The Only One
    that bites half the peanut m&m off to get the peanut outツ
    not mine.credit to whoever.

  2. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  3. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    You Make Me Feel Like I'm Living A Teenage Dream♥.

  4. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 1:41pm UTC
    Oh her eyes, her eyes
    Make the stars look like they're not shining
    Her hair, her hair
    Falls perfectly without her trying
    She's so beautiful
    And I tell her everyday♥

  5. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    I haven't done a new quote in a while, and I wanted to say hi to my Wittiers. =)
    I know this probably won't get any favorites, because it's so boring, but I wanted to say that
    You're beautiful, just the way you are. Don't let anyone tell you different. & don't forget it<3

  6. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 11:41am UTC
    From now on we're homeschooling you.
    Whatever we don't know, you don't know.
    When did the Korean War start?
    I don't know and neither do you!
    -George Lopez
    Credit to jazzjazz95 =)

  7. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 11:35am UTC
    I Used To Make Quotes About My Inside Jokes.
    They Got No Favorites.
    *mine i think. no jocking.*

  8. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 11:26am UTC
    Spongebob Gone Bad
    Customer: Can I get a couple of ice cubes in my lemonade, please?
    Spongebob: Sure! Coming right up!
    Customer: Thanks.
    Spongebob: *laughs at every sip he takes* APRIL FOOLS!
    Customer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!?
    Spongebob: I, *laughs* I...*laughs*
    Customer: You what!?
    Spongebob: You asked for a [couple of ice cubes] and I only put in one!
    *cracks up*
    credit to watchhout_iitsbriixo

  9. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 11:14am UTC
    I don't know if I'm good enough for you.
    ♥//
    format credit to musicluver417.
    my quote i think.
    if not, im sorry, no jocking intended.

  10. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 11:11am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    The Tans Will Fade;
    but the memories will last a lifetime♥
    format credit to secretsunspoken_x

  11. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 11:02am UTC
    Do Not Highlight This!
    I told you not to...=)

  12. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    Fergie might have taught me how to spell
    g l a m o r o u s
    The Black Eyed Peas might have taught me how to spell
    f r e s h
    Gwen Stefani might have taught me how to spell
    b a n a n a s
    Cobra Starship might have taught me how to spell
    s c a n d a l o u s
    Camp Rock might have taught me how to spell the
    h a s t a in hasta la vista
    Danity Kane might have taught me how to spell
    h e a r t and d a m a g e d
    Webbie might have taught me how to spell
    i n d e p e n d e n t
    Natasha Beddingfeild might have taught me how to spell
    a n g e l
    Spongebob might have taught me how to spell
    c a m p f i r e s o n g
    But Ashlee Simpson taught me how to spell
    l o v e<3

  13. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 11:00am UTC
    Cause Baby Tonight;
    DJ Got Us
    falling in love again♥

  14. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 10:54am UTC
    You Make Me; Feel Like I'm Livin' a Teenage Dream
    The Way You Turn Me On; I Can't Sleep
    Let's Run Away and Don't Ever Look Back; Don't Ever Look Back
    My Heart Stops; When You Look at Me
    Just One Touch; Now Baby I Believe
    This is Real; So Take a Chance and
    Don't Ever Look Back; Don't Ever Look Back♥
    -Katy Perry•Teenage Dream<3

  15. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 11:32am UTC
    I hate it when you read pretty quotes but they turn out to be fake stories about creepy dead girls who will eat you if you don't repost them.
    all mine i think. dont jock.

  16. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 7:26pm UTC
    Witty Helped Us All Grow
    All of us; together.
    From the beginning, we've all been growing.
    In different ways, too.
    We've read inspiring quotes, and we've gotten advice.
    From the beginning, our quotes have looked like this.
    And they've gotten better.
    We've all been through fights with jockers, and people complaining to you that you've jocked.
    But Witty helped us grow in other ways.
    We've read and made the quotes that helped eachother through.
    So in ways,
    Witty Helped Us All Grow
    all mine i think, no jocking(;

  18. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 12:24pm UTC
    It's okay if Witty messes up the format.
    As long as I don't take too long to make it.
    And you can still read it.
    forever&always♥
    dont know what category to put it in. love works.

  19. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 12:19pm UTC
    If I love you, I'm not expecting you to love me back.
    I just want you to know.<3
    format credit to musicluver417.
    my quote i think.
    if not, im sorry, no jocking intended.

  20. xolauren12 xolauren12
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 11:56am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    I don't love you anymore. ♥
    'nuff said.
    format credit to secretsunspoken_x

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