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xokristenxo

1. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC
   Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
   It's about learning to dance in the rain.
   
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2. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   Plot Twist: This isn't over-used at all.
   
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3. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 1:43pm UTC
   MAROON 5
   Is a popular boy band
   But you don't see 392,428,329 quotes about them.
   
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4. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   WHY
   Can't my summer be as long as
   Phineas & Ferb's...?
   
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5. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   Childhood is honestly like being drunk.
   Everyone remembers what you did except for you.
   
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6. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 11:34pm UTC
   So my mom bought a banner
   it says : welcome the new year!
   so then i though, whats so welcoming? shouldnt it be more like welcome to your death maybe?
   jus sayin
   
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7. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   I consider myself a crayon
   i might not be your favorite color in the box
   but one day,
   you are going to need me to complete your picture
   ♥
   
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8. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2011 6:17pm UTC
   That suicide jump your toothpaste does when it falls of your toothbrush ♥
   
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9. xokristenxo
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 5:07pm UTC
   THAT MINI HEART ATTACK WHEN..
   YOUR CHAIR TILTS BACK TO FAR IN CLASS
   
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10. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    If you
    love
    hate
    miss
    somebody right now
    fave this
    
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11. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    Idont suffer from insanity..
    I enjoy EVERY minute of it. <3
    
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12. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    I LOOK IN MY BAG
    EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I DONT HAVE MY HOMEWORK
    
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13. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    the amazing moment
    WHEN YOU FIND A MISTAKE IN A BOOK
    
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14. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    when guys get jealous, its kinda cute.
    when girls get jealous..world war III is about to start.
    
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15. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Mom; who are you textingg?
    Me: *guys name*
    Mom: do you like him?
    Me: mom.
    Mom: is he cute?
    Me: MOM.
    Mom: are you two going out?
    Me: MOM!
    Mom: do you want to go out with him?
    Me: BYE MOM.
    ohh parents. gotta love 'em(:
    
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16. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Whats a computer that singgs?
    A DELL
    pleasee fave(: it was all me
    
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17. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    fave if this is you during a test..
    1) A
    2)..C?
    3) that was not in the textbookk..i think..idont know!
    4) yup. i'm going to fail.
    
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18. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    WOAHHHH, NO.
    I DID not FALL DOWN..
    ALL I DID WAS ATTACK THE FLOOR LIKE A NINJA FROM BEHIND GOSHH...
    
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19. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    " THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME, OVERWHELMED!"
    - ONEDIRECTION<333
    
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20. xokristenxo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    alright.
    your're at the mall and somebody you know is just like " OMG!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?"
    and you say" raising my pet unicorns to fly!! hbu?!"
    THAT SHUT THEM UP(:
    
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