My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
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