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xokenzieexx3

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March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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xXxRandomxXx
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October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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xokenzieexx3
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June 6, 2008 4:43am UTC
Do you play sports???? If you don't, get your butt off the couch and go outside to play!!!!!

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xoxkrIStyCOOLxox
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March 1, 2009 4:34pm UTC
&+if the average person
[laughs thirteen times a day]
>>> im certainly not normal. <<<
*hehehe. =D

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iloveyouhhx3
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October 25, 2008 3:40pm UTC
He's the kinda guy that blue eyes were made for.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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nizoramax13
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February 1, 2009 9:51am UTC
TRUTH BE TOLD
i miss you.
TRUTH BE TOLD
i'm lying.

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XxFaSHioNxX
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January 15, 2009 6:20pm UTC
Were You Ever #11
at the movies and you
bought tickects to
Marley&Me
and you cryed when they
put Marley to sleep?

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 10, 2009 9:16pm UTC
` Giants *

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:27pm UTC
&& lately ,
your all i think aboutt <3

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 8, 2009 3:43pm UTC
Love is war . . .
you gotta fight for what you want.

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:36pm UTC
Burst My Bubble♥

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:35pm UTC
You Found Me
* the fray

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:37pm UTC
OHHBOYY
it’s him. <3

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:39pm UTC
PEACEA

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 11, 2009 6:44pm UTC
one word . six letters . my friends <3
. I N S A N E .

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 12, 2009 3:20pm UTC
Heartless . <3
-kanye westtt.

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 12, 2009 3:37pm UTC
PeaceOutBoyScout

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peacelovenlipgloss49
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January 15, 2009 7:18pm UTC
&&+ i'm gonna make that
glass slipper fit my
[foot] <3

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