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  1. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Girls: No Shirt, No Charge
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  2. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    That one annoying kid who sits behind you:I know you are but what am I ?
    me: a loser now stfu...!!!
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  3. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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  4. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with
    battery!
    go figure
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  5. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings...oh did I forget to mention this quote is about friendship?
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  6. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator.... be sure to push the Up button. ^
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  7. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    The road to success is always under construction.
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  8. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    everyone is entitled to there own opinion....its just that yours is stupid.
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  9. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    I know i might be insane but,
    I love our awkward conversations
    I love when you say my name
    I love when your around me
    I love everything about you
    I want you to love me
    I want you to hug me
    I want you to dump her
    but i know that is not reality
    </3
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  10. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    do not make promises you can't keep
    nmf
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  11. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 13, 2011 7:08am UTC
    **That moment **
    when you get called up to write on the board. when your done you sit down and everything you wrote was
    <<<slanted.>>>
    HelloFormats
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  12. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    fave if you do this.....
    (11:00 pm) ME: so if i go to sleep now i will have 7 hours to sleep.
    (12:30 am) ME: if i go to sleep in a half hour i can sleep for another 5 hours.
    (2:30 am) ME: if i go to sleep right now i will have 3 1/2 hours until i have to wake up.
    (6:00 am) ALARM: dingalingaling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (6:00 am ) ME: snooze button.
    (6:20 am) Alarm dingalingaling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (6:21 am) ME: I AM FRICKIN UP!
    (10:45 am) TEACHER: kayla wake up or you have detention!
    (10:46 am) ME: damn, i should have went to bed at 11:00 pm
    ohh how i love mondays..........
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  13. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    what does she have that I don't? oh wait, she has him </3
    the sad part is...thats all that I want.
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  14. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    That moment on witty where you read a quote that sums up your life and you get excited that your ...................not the only one with problems..............
    HelloFormats
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  15. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    awkward moment when
    you wave to someone and
    they don't even see you :p
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  16. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    that moment when you feel like someones following you so you call your best friend.
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  17. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    that moment when someone says your name in a store and
    you look everywhere till you see a mother talking to a little kid
    ..........
    with the same name as you.
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  18. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 10:28am UTC
    when girls say "i'm so ugly" when their really not is aggy!
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  19. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 10:24am UTC
    Love guys who actually look into your eyes
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  20. xokayjonesyxo97 xokayjonesyxo97
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2011 10:19am UTC
    I wish i was her, only because she gets to have you
    <3
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