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  1. mmeerreeddiitthh mmeerreeddiitthh
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 12:00pm UTC
    death
    is the #1 killer
    in the U.S.A.

  2. eerikaaxo0 eerikaaxo0
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 10:57am UTC
    Summer`09
    Bring On The Bikinis && Pump Up The Hearts
    I Think Its About Time For Summer To Start
    So Forget The Drama && Stupid Boys --->
    Flirt With The New Guys And Make Some Noise
    Its Time To Be Free
    And Time To Get Loud
    Summer 09 What Its All About.

  3. livnnl0vnlifex3 livnnl0vnlifex3
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 12:20pm UTC
    Hilarious Things to Do at a Sleepover
    What do you do when your hyper and someone falls asleep...?
    > Make your friend a human gingerbreadman (my personal favorite is the twizzlers up nose and the grapes in ears)
    > Peanut butter the pillow of the first person who falls asleep.
    >Wedge marshmallows between their toes.
    >Wet their bra/socks/underwear in cold water and then put it in the freezer for a few hours, and then back in their back (or for socks, on their feet!)
    > Have one person wake them up while another calls a random person and says "It's for you!"
    >Put clear wrap under the toilet seat so anything going in goes back up (ewww!)
    >Slip a mini tape recorder in your pocket and record a ghostly noise, then play the tape, wake up your friend, and act scared.
    >Put a warm Kit-Kat bar down someones pants
    >Tie their feet together then wake them up screaming "FIRE! FIRE!"
    >Draw beards, mustaches, etc on their face or even write "STUPID" on their forehead while they are asleep. Avoid mirrors when they wake up.
    >Put vaseline on the toilet.
    >Drag the person outside and leave them there.
    >Duck tape them to where they are sleeping.
    >Put a puddle of warm water around their sleeping bag
    > Put shaving cream on their hands and then tickle their nose.
    :D hehe

  4. TripleThreat22 TripleThreat22
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 8:34am UTC
    Edward: Say it. Say it out loud.
    Bella: Spiderman.
    Edward: Wh- Wait what?
    Bella: You were bitten by a spider.
    Edward: What?! No I wasn't!
    Bella: Ooh... Well what are you, a vampire or somethin?
    Edward: Yes! I am a vampire!
    Bella: ooooohhhhhh....
    Edward: Are you afraid?
    Bella: You were scarier as Spiderman.
    <3

  5. bball15 bball15
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    if you look confident
    you can pull off [ a n y t h i n g ] even if you have
    no clue what you're doing -Jessica Alba

  6. OHxEMxGEEZ OHxEMxGEEZ
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    We don't even talk anymore_*
    and i'm feeling so much different then before.
    It feels like my whole life is crashing down
    but you know i won't let you go. xox
    **my 200th quote!
    please check out my others!
    ;) peace outt (:

  7. lalatheresaa lalatheresaa
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2009 10:36am UTC
    life 's not about
    the people who act true to your face.
    it's about the people who remain true
    b e h i n d y o u r b a c k .

  8. nickiiii_xo nickiiii_xo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 1:14pm UTC
    & i admit
    i trip multiple times each day; there
    are times when i just want to sit home
    and cry; i f l i r t even though i try so
    hard not to; i talk about him wayyyyy
    too much; somtimes i fight with my
    best friends; i run into chairs and
    apologise; i have m.i.l.l.i.o.n.s. of bad
    hair days; + i try to find different ways
    to get to each class just so i can talk to
    .. [ him ] ..
    but come on, dont we all ?

  9. confidence confidence
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 5:24pm UTC
    +---------> > > this is a little PSA;;
    : going out to all those taken girls out there. okay, really. dont
    : complain when your guy acts different around his friends
    : [ compared to ] when hes with you. the truth? guys can't take
    : being sensitive and sweet [[ 24/7 ]] . they just aren't wired
    : that way. they need time to be [ complete douches ] and time
    : to be perverted. so the next time your man's a little less than
    : perfect when you're with his guy friends? let him. he'll love
    `-------> > > you even more for letting him cut loose <----- (:

  10. PiinkPopcorn PiinkPopcorn
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    When Robert Pattinson sees himself in a mirror,
    he probably goes:
    'Dude, I dazzle myself.'

  11. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    I live for the summers where my toes don't go a
    day without touching the sand. The weeks that are
    spent under the sun & the moon with good friends.
    I live for the days when my cheeks hurt too much
    from smiling. I live for the hours that I feel alive.
    The minutes that make up my favorite song. The
    seconds that make up that one first summer kiss.
    I live for the moments that take my breath away <3.

  12. xoxflo0429 xoxflo0429
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    "if someone were to harm my family or a friend
    or someone I love, I would eat them. I might end
    up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
    - Johnny Depp <3

  13. xokatexo xokatexo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2009 6:52pm UTC
    Ok so maybe...
    My heart didn't really skip
    a beat And maybe the twinkle
    in your eye was just the sun
    reflecting weird, And maybe the
    feeling in my stomach was just
    not having breakfast And maybe I
    just thought it was love...
    credit to photobucket....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 9:55pm UTC
    every day people ask me,
    .: are you two going out yet? :.
    and you don't realize how much it hurts to say;
    .: no, we're just friends :.

  16. HeyThereSummer HeyThereSummer
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 2:22am UTC
    && Congrats kid, You Finally Got To Her.
    Are you happy now? You finallybroke her.
    Her eyesdon’t sparkle anymore.
    Her smile, that seemed plastered to her pretty face, disappeared.
    Her words don’t flow anymore.
    Her hopes and dreams are now crushed.
    BUT of course this doesn’t affect you, right?
    All you did was break her heart, right?
    CREDIT.

  17. xokatexo xokatexo
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:31pm UTC
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  18. xokatexo xokatexo
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    so if i had a boyfriend:
    his name would go here&this would be the
    spot where i would say 'omg i freakin love you'
    but no, not me, im sayin im single right now&
    im fine with that&this spot will be saved for
    t h a t b o y w h e n h e c o m es a l o n g...
    credit to some photobucket thingg, <3

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