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xojenniexo

1. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Fave if you have a twitter
   If you do PLEASEE PLEASEE PLEASEE follow me
   follow me & i'll follow back : )
   @JenniferGrubov
   
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2. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   I hate when people say they regret doing something.
   I think that if you enjoyed the moment, you shouldnt regret it later.
   Especially girls with guys, like a girl kisses some guy, then later says they regret it.
   Like no, in that moment you were happy, you just regret it because something happened later.
   
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3. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
   What?
   Nothing they just waved
   oh
   Did you sea what I did there?!
   No
   I'm shore you did..
   How do you have friends?
   Don't be such a beach.
   NMF
   
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4. xojenniexo
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   February 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   So, I like this kid, lets call him 'Mr.Sexy'
   So Mr.Sexy is dating this girl, lets call her 'Uglyass'
   Mr.Sexy and Uglyass are dating
   Well pshhhhhh Uglyass,
   Have fun while you can cause Mr.Sexy is sexting me
   and hes gonnaa bee mineeeeeeee soon
   Mwa ha ha ha ha ah aha a ahahha
   ohhhhh i lovee this
   hehehe
   
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5. xojenniexo
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   February 14, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   Don't you hate it when your friend
   sings every d-a-m-n song they hear
   i.mean.every.song
   and you just want to shove a midget down their
   throat.
   
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6. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 11:10pm UTC
   Smiley faces are so sexual in
   conversations:
   hey:)
   ~turns into~
   lets f*ck ;)
   
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7. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment:
   When your playing the question game and Family Guy is in the
   background.
   
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8. xojenniexo
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 10:27pm UTC
   ♥♥♥
   Mac Miller
   ♥♥♥
   ThatsSoMeee ♥
   
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9. xojenniexo
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   November 10, 2011 9:09pm UTC
   You're just mad 'cause
   your mom has a bigger dick then you
   ♥
   Not My Format
   
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10. xojenniexo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.
    
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11. xojenniexo
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    September 26, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Or should I walk by again? ;)
    ♥
    
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12. xojenniexo
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 11:27am UTC
    ------------------------
    it's all about the
    he said she said
    bull s h i t.
    I think you better quit letting
    s h i t slip.
    ----------------------
    
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13. xojenniexo
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:05am UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    
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14. xojenniexo
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    September 21, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    What is Love?♥
    
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15. xojenniexo
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    September 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. xojenniexo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    You are so confusing,
    one minute you tell me you love me.
    Then you never text me anymore.
    Sincerely,
    Confused Girls In Love ♥
    
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