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kristyyxoxo
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September 11, 2011 5:30pm UTC
Dear Mom,
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you cant hear me say W H A T ! multiple times when you scream my name?
Sincerly, your child.

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itiaax*
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September 11, 2011 5:34pm UTC
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It's a big turn-off when
gUy$ tAlK lYk diS 2 U.
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Morgan98
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September 11, 2011 5:35pm UTC
FISTPUMP
PUSHUP
CHAPSTICK!!

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jerseyshoreluver100
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September 11, 2011 5:38pm UTC
fist pump
push ups
chapstick!
fav if you love jersey shore and comment if u love jersey shore and are italian!!!!!!! p.s (snooki is a disgrace to us italians. well at least this italian)

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xBornToFlyx
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September 11, 2011 5:40pm UTC
Hey :)
I can't text right now, i'm grounded.
Why? What happened?
I took one of those big erasers and rubbed it all over my little brothers face.
Wtf why would you do that?
Because it said for "big mistakes"...

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xXxgummybearxXx
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September 11, 2011 5:40pm UTC
walks into house
friend: hey you made it! you hungry or...?
best friend: b*tch who invited you?! get outta my house!

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ILubYoox3
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September 11, 2011 5:41pm UTC
Woman are like police.
We can have all the evidence in the world..
But we still want a confession.
:)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Shawty123
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September 11, 2011 5:41pm UTC
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hahavalerie75
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September 11, 2011 5:45pm UTC
Fave if you wat a Witty friend that's a guy.
♥

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cookieluverr
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September 11, 2011 5:46pm UTC
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xXxgummybearxXx
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September 11, 2011 5:46pm UTC
we've all had those moments #5
brushing your teeth and thinking
"hehe... im .a rabid dog.... grrrr "
G

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lexiii_3
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September 11, 2011 5:49pm UTC
Just because your lackin' where your packin'
Doesn't mean you have to take it out on me, dick.

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x0kelsey21x0o
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September 11, 2011 5:49pm UTC
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MONSTERS, INC
2 ?
Get out of the way kids,
I 'v e b e e n w a i t i n g 1 0 y e a r s .
LAYOUTCREDI

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ily54
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September 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC
That awkward moment
when facebook shows your statuses from 2009 & 2010 and you realize how stupid you sound......;

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dave franco*
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September 11, 2011 5:52pm UTC
Fave if
You're a single pringle
:D

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