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  1. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    I met this boy
    &I could tell he was into me.
    when I wasn't looking
    he must of grabbed my phone
    but I didn't know. When him & his friend left my friend's
    boyfriend told her to tell me to look
    under "L" in my phone. s o I look & it says "love of my life ♥" oh hey future husband♥

  2. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    F i st Pu m ping In Church
    when your favorite hymn comes on

  3. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    I NEVER GET JEALOUS
    when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always told me to
    GIVE MY USED TOYS TO THE LESS FORTUNATE

  4. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Dear students who have have off tomorrow,
    Why do you even have off? It's not like you can vote anyways.
    Sincerely,Jealous Catholic school girl

  5. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    Immediately
    starting to cry
    when you
    see your best friend cry

  6. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Hating it when...
    boyfriends & girlfriends are obsessed with each other & can not be a minute apart, even by texting.

  7. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    But i miss
    screaming & fighting,
    & kissing in the rain,
    it's 2am & I'm cursing your name,
    so in love that you act insane,
    & that's the way I loved you
    ♥♥♥

  8. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Kid on my bus:Do you like him?
    Me: No *Yes*
    Kid:Like if him & his girlfriend would ever break up would you go out with him?
    Me:Probably not *In my dreams*
    Kid:Even if he asked you out?
    Me:Hah still no *I wish*
    Kid:I think you like him
    Me:Nah
    *Are you kidding me? I'm head over heels for him*

  9. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    The boy I have a thing with texts me
    &my best guy friend who I'm falling for looks over my shoulder.
    Best Friend:He's so wrong for you
    Me:Well I don't see you coming around anytime soon.

  10. xoirishxo xoirishxo
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    May 2, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  11. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    On a scale of
    » Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden
    [ How good is my hiding spot? ]
    request for purplesloth1331

  12. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    Bring. Me. Summer.

  13. xoirishxo xoirishxo
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    April 28, 2011 6:33pm UTC
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    April 28, 2011 6:18pm UTC
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  15. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    When your best guy friend
    gets a girlfriend & now you're pretty much s h i t to him.

  16. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 12:03am UTC
    we' re lying down
    together but he
    hasn't made a move.
    Out of nowhere he looks shocked
    & covers his mouth saying "OH MY GOSH!"
    Frightened, I look over & nothings there.
    he sm i les & Says "tricked ya " & Wraps h is arms around me & kisse s me♥

  17. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    Is Your Life Really That Boring?
    that you need to smoke your life away just to have a good time ?

  18. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    (Getting ready to hang out but not sure to look hot or bum it)
    Me: On a scale of one to ten how sexy do you look right now?
    Bestfriend: 11
    This is why I love her.♥

  19. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    You act like you're such
    a tough girl, but really you're just scared. ♥
    -Miranda Cosgrove, iCarly
    Probably the best thing she's ever said.

  20. xoirishxo xoirishxo
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    T h e f e e l i n g o f
    defeat when you
    lose your water bottle
    at practice.

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