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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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March 1, 2012 10:18am UTC

One Direction things#137
The Boys said that they will not introduce themselves as One Direction without Zayn. Awww :')
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kaepow
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February 29, 2012 9:02pm UTC

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Don't tell me I'm beautiful through a computer screen.
You can't see me, you just want faves.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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March 1, 2012 10:36am UTC

One Direction things#138
Interviwer: Describe Zayn
Harry: He's our bad boy
Zayn: Why?
Liam: You're the only one that has a beard.
Zayn: I forgot to shave!
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BravoSierra
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March 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC

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There is something really special
About a rolley chair.

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tohkiitap
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February 29, 2012 10:19pm UTC

W a n na k n o w me...?
Add me on witty, not Facebook.
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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2012 1:52am UTC

our science class: *being obnoxiously loud*
teacher: "hey, everybody..."
class: *ignores him*
teacher: "kids!"
class: *still ignoring*
teacher: "CHILDREN!"
class: *keeps talking*
teacher: *stands on desk and yells*
"TESTICLES TESTICLES TESTICLES!"
everyone: *dead silence*
teacher: "thank you. now do your work."

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BlackButterflies
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March 1, 2012 2:30am UTC

We all have had a crush
who we thought was absolutely gorgeous at the time,
but afterwards.... ewww, how did i like him?

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FeralCatOwner
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February 29, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Anyone else remember....
The movie called, "My Date with the President's Daughter"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

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Favorite For A Name
That Sounds Cute With Yours
I will do them all

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Kaycar317
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March 1, 2012 3:56pm UTC

i just wish a guy would look at me
And say man! i got to have her<33
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Blondie_Miss
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March 1, 2012 7:42pm UTC

ATTENTION!
It is JUSTIN BIEBER'S BIRTHDAY!!!! (::::::::: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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caitlinr424
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February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC

When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 28, 2012 3:58pm UTC

One Direction things#134
Interviewer: Show us your tattoos
Liam: Ok, I didn't want to have to do this but.. *pulls down pants*
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 28, 2012 3:22pm UTC

One Direction things#132
Louis: was once dumped for not being attractive enough
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 28, 2012 3:54pm UTC

One Direction things#133
Niall: I'm a big fat idiot! *runs into sign and falls*
Harry: did you get that on camera?!
Louis: please tell me you got that
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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I wonder if celebrities have secret facebook and twitter acconts.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC

One Direction things#131
Zayn: Hello?
Louis: *girly voice* OH MY GOD ZAYN I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Zayn: ....Hi Louis
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 28, 2012 12:46pm UTC

One Direction things#129
Harry: What would you do if I chased you around with a giant spoon?
Liam: Straighten your hair.
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BlackButterflies
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February 28, 2012 2:31am UTC

if you "k" me ONE MORE TIME,
one day when you get mauled by bears,
and you're like, "HELLLLPPP MEEE!"
I'll be like... *ten minute pause* "...k."

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