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xodancerxo22
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July 11, 2011 6:42pm UTC

I wish I could show you how I feel about you, but I don't have enough middle fingers:/

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xodancerxo22
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July 11, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Who names their daughter Teddy!?
honestly.

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 12:34pm UTC

I wish I could make a "ever" quote.
:(

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 11:54am UTC

IMAGINATION
:)
am I the only one who said it how spongebob does?

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 2:11am UTC

The one thing i hate about Witty is that its so addicting you don't want to go to bed, even if your wicked tired:/

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 2:06am UTC

Am I the only one who hates those quotes that say;
This quote has been deleted.

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 2:02am UTC

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all<3

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 1:58am UTC

Steve: Wait a second, that's it! I can sign up for the footballs team! Dad loves sports! I bet he'd love to watch me play!
Roger Smith: Steve, look at those kids. They're athletes. When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing 'X'?
lmfaox'D

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 1:49am UTC

Roger: "Haley, these Chocodiles, Oh my God. These Chocodiles, Oh my God. Oh my God, Haley, these Chocodiles."
American Dad<3
best show ever<3

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xodancerxo22
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 1:38am UTC

I hate those conversations that go like;
"hey."
"hi."
"what's up?"
"nm hbu?"
"nothing."
"cool."
"yeah."
"yup."

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xodancerxo22
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July 9, 2011 1:21am UTC

I'm Foxy Cleopatra,
and I'm a whole lotta women;)
Austin Powers;Gold memberxD

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xodancerxo22
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July 8, 2011 7:59pm UTC

Say "ice bank mice elf" really fast.

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xodancerxo22
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 7:54pm UTC

EVERYDAY
IM
SHUFFLIN:)

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xodancerxo22
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July 8, 2011 7:46pm UTC

See that thing in the sky?
yeah thats the sun,
the earth revolves around it,
NOT you;)

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xodancerxo22
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July 8, 2011 5:09pm UTC

The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your faults, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
~Wiz Khalifa ♥

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xodancerxo22
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July 7, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Ok so while i was at the park kids were flying kites, a guy came up to me and said,
"Are you flying a kite?"
I said,"Nahh, I'm just fishing for birds."
not a true story, I just thought it was hilarious.

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xodancerxo22
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July 7, 2011 8:41pm UTC

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xodancerxo22
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July 7, 2011 8:37pm UTC

I just realized;
that common sense
isn't really that
common.

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xodancerxo22
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July 7, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Ohkay, so you know how if you go to a store there are signs that say,
No Shirt, no shoes=
no service.
Does that mean we can go in with no pants?.

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xodancerxo22
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 1:48am UTC

Dear life, when I say "Could this get any worse" thats NOT a challenge.

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