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  1. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Three words. Eight letters. Say it & I'm yours.
    I GOT FOOD

  2. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    One Direction things#134
    Interviewer: Show us your tattoos
    Liam: Ok, I didn't want to have to do this but.. *pulls down pants*
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  3. xxlainethelianxx xxlainethelianxx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Teachers should calm down...
    its gum,
    not drugs.
    ♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  4. caitlinr424 caitlinr424
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
    BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

  5. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    One Direction things#132
    Louis: was once dumped for not being attractive enough
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  6. irocksocks123 irocksocks123
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Dear Apple,
    Please create an "Add to the Dictionary" feature for my Ipod.
    Sincerely, For the 100th time - I'm pretty sure my name is "Maddie not Mad die.

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Google
    If you can't find it in 3 minutes or less,
    it doesn't exist.

  8. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    One Direction things#133
    Niall: I'm a big fat idiot! *runs into sign and falls*
    Harry: did you get that on camera?!
    Louis: please tell me you got that
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  9. angelieslee angelieslee
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    favourite this if you're born in:
    1990,1991,1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999
    yes, we're the 90's kids, we rule ;)

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I say "I'm tired" or "I'm hungry"
    When I don't know what else to say.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:35am UTC
    today, I haven't cut in 3 months.
    ♥ ♥ proud? yup. ♥ ♥

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:44am UTC
    "hey, you know xxxx?"
    "yeah, she seems nice. why?"
    "she likes the same guy as you-"
    "SLLLLUUUTTTTTTT!!!!"

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if celebrities have secret facebook and twitter acconts.

  14. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    One Direction things#131
    Zayn: Hello?
    Louis: *girly voice* OH MY GOD ZAYN I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
    Zayn: ....Hi Louis
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  15. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    One Direction things#129
    Harry: What would you do if I chased you around with a giant spoon?
    Liam: Straighten your hair.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:22am UTC
    On a scale of 1-100 how immature are you?
    69.

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:31am UTC
    if you "k" me ONE MORE TIME,
    one day when you get mauled by bears,
    and you're like, "HELLLLPPP MEEE!"
    I'll be like... *ten minute pause* "...k."

  18. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    One Direction things#130
    Interviewer: One Thing that makes you cry?
    Harry: Marley and Me.
    Niall: The notebook.
    Louis: Genuinely sad movies.
    Liam: Zayn makes me cry....
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  19. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    The awkw ard mome nt when
    You can't tell if you grandma is
    Dead or if she is just
    Planking. ♥

  20. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 1:07am UTC
    Procrasinator?
    No. I save all of my homework until the
    last minute because then I'll be older,
    therefore, more wise.

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