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  1. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Meeting someone accidentally,
    then having them become a huge part of your life.my
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    When people ask me "Plz" because it
    is shorter than "Please",
    I answer "No" because it is shorter than "Yes"

  3. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.

  4. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    YOLO
    You. Obviously. Love. Oreos

  5. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Me: Coke, Please.
    Waiter: Is Pepsi ok?
    Me: Is Monopoly money ok?

  6. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Always be Positive.
    *Trips down the stairs*
    Me: "Wow, I got down those stairs fast!"

  7. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:19pm UTC
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  8. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Imagine one day you become a celebrity,
    and the media expose all your photos from
    the past.

  9. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when an adult is
    trying to be funny and you just have to fake
    laugh to be polite

  10. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you fail at
    being mad at someone because they
    make you laugh.

  11. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    • •• • • •
    It's hard to accept the truth
    when the lies were exactly
    what you wanted to hear

    format credit: jayciecutie01

  12. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    • •• • • •
    I wish music played during epic moments of my life and not just in movies.

    format credit: jayciecutie01

  13. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Girls are like the Police...
    Once they get hold of all the evidences,
    THEY STILL WANT TO HEAR
    the truth from you.

  14. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    The Annoying Moment When
    The TV commercials are so long that you forget
    what you're watching.

  15. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Hey babe
    Hey b*tch
    nmq/nmf
    I love you
    I hate you
    nmq/n
    I need you
    F you
    nmq/nmf
    You're my everything
    You're nothing
    Why is love so hard?

  16. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    *Wathcing a scary movie*
    "Psh this isn't scary!"
    *BASED ON A TRUE STORY*
    "Holy Sh*t!"

  17. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I t's amazing how the
    first heartbreak
    changes your outlook on every
    relationship after that♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    *post pic of herself*
    I look so ugly! Ughh!! :/
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    203 likes
    Hot Boy You are so beautiful, babe!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Popular Girl's Friend Wow, you are gorgeous hunny!<3
    27 minutes ago 'like
    Me
    *post pic of herself*
    I look so ugly! Ughh!! :/
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    0 likes
    Mom I love you sweetie. You are so pretty!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Aunt Jane You are getting so grown-up! Love you!
    27 minutes ago 'like

  19. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    We all have that
    one friend
    WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO WHISPER.

  20. xocutie4lifexo xocutie4lifexo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Don't Kanye me.
    Or I'll Chris Brown you
    and Tiger Woods your mother.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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