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  1. Brownlove Brownlove
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    When elmo isn`t ticklish,
    and pooh bear hates honey,
    when tigger stops bouncing,
    and goofy isn`t funny.
    when peter pan can`t fly,
    and simba never roars,
    when alice in wonderland can`t fit through small doors.
    when dumbo`s ears are small,
    and happily ever after isn`t true...
    that`s when i`ll stop loving you. ♥

  2. __sunshine __sunshine
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 1:33am UTC
    COURT DISMISSED.
    BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!

  3. ixswearxthisxtimexixmeanxit ixswearxthisxtimexixmeanxit
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 11:41am UTC
    Never bother a girl listening to her iPod.
    She wants to be alone. She wont listen to a word you say.
    The lyrics numb the pain of the world outside,
    the world she is too afraid to face
    shes in her own world where the only thing going through her mind is music
    A world where worries don't exist. She's tuning the real world out.

  4. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    i
    t's days like these
    w h e n I t h i n k o f y o u
    and wonder if you think of me.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  5. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    " The truth only means something
    when it's hard to admit "
    -TheLastSong♥

  6. haayl_xox haayl_xox
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 2:25pm UTC
    You need to count your
    rainbows,
    not you're
    thunder storms ♥

  7. xTaylorSwizzlex xTaylorSwizzlex
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 9:00am UTC
    ISN'T IT FUNNY
    how one conversation can change your whole life?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 9:58pm UTC
    I know im not the only one
    who looks for all the cookie dough peices in
    ---chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
    <3

  10. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 11:14am UTC
    Me? Stalker? Pfft, as if.
    BTW, your cheese, in the back of the fridge? its out of date tomorrow[:
    And that hedge? in the back? needs watering.
    format by callmebeautiful

  11. xxshellyxx10 xxshellyxx10
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 5:16pm UTC
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  12. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    Shout it from the rooftops;
    write it on the skylines ♥♥♥

  13. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    You're never too old
    to be afraid. ♥
    -Home Alone


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. quoteloverrrrx4 quoteloverrrrx4
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    Internet explorer can not display the webpage.
    Well why the hell not!?
    fave if you hate when your computer does this to you :P

  16. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:41pm UTC
    It was one of those moments when
    i was texting him while he was playing his x-box...
    him: what you doing?
    me: just texting people.
    him: oh im playing x-box.
    i stopped texting him, because i knew he was "busy"
    but something unexpected happend...
    him: you there?
    me: yeah, i just thought your busy playing xbox.
    him: xbox can wait especially while im texting you.;) i love you!
    me: i love you too;)

  17. xxshellyxx10 xxshellyxx10
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    A Blondes Year.
    January:
    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
    February:
    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
    March:
    Got excited.... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.... box said "2-4 years!"
    April:
    Trapped on escalator for hours! (Power went out)
    May:
    Tried to make koolaid... 8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!
    June:
    Tried to go water skiiing, but couldnt find a lake with a slope.
    July:
    Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Figured out other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
    August:
    Got locked out of car in a rain storm. Top was down, so the car got soaked!
    September:
    The capital of California is "C"... isnt it?
    October:
    Hate M and Ms. They are so hard to peel!
    November:
    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
    Demcember:
    Couldnt call 911. There is no 11 on my phone!
    not mine.(:

  18. letitoutgirls letitoutgirls
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:16am UTC
    secret #339
    when i see twilight i wish i had a boyfriend sitting
    next to me, loving me like edward loves bella.

  19. xocutiepie7 xocutiepie7
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    stop making me smile.
    ☺im supposed to be angry at you.

  20. FruitBoxKid FruitBoxKid
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 6:48am UTC
    Everyones;;
    » addicted to something that,
    [ takes the pain away. ]

:)

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