10 ways to annoy people
1. Name your dog, dog.
2. Holler random numbers while people are counting.
3. Begin ALL your sentences with "Oh la laaaaa."
4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.
5. Wear your pants backwards.
6. Ask people what gender they are.
7. Ask the waiter for an extra seat, for your imaginary friend.
8. Sing along to every song, in a high pitched voice.
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Honk and wave to strangers.
There you go. (;