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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 9:23am UTC

My Cousin, Sheila, is currently dating someone named Kyle.
But the cutest thing of all, they have been dating ever since 8th grade.
They have never gotten into a fight, they have never broken up, and they now live together in their own apartment.
& their both 25!
they love each other so much, and I was talking to Kyle
the other day, and he said to me:
"Im saving up my money for the ring" and then he smiled.
who else thinks this is absolutely amazing & cute ?

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 4:31pm UTC

*ex-boyfriend & ex-girlfriend walk into each other*
ex-boyfriend: Hey! So, I really miss you!
ex-girlfriend: *sneezes*
ex-boyfriend: Bless you, are you sick?
ex-girlfriend: Nope, I'm just allergic to bullshit.
-FACEBOOK

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 2:57pm UTC

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them when in
reality , they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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xoandreaxo400
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May 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Follow: KourtneyLee_x3
she's got amaziiiiiiiing quotes!
GO FOLLOW NOW !
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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 1:09pm UTC

when a girl cancels a date, that means she has to.
when a guy cancels a date, that means he has two.
♥

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 20, 2011 10:46pm UTC

you told me you loved me
you told me we'd be 'forever & always'
you told me you would never leave me
when were you going to tell me it was all a lie ?
<|3

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Dear Girls Who Say "Bro",
Your not looking any cooler.
Sincerely, Girls Who DONT say Bro ♥

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 5:25pm UTC

Dear Wiz Khalifa,
You really need to make a witty account.
Sincerely, Girls Who Love Your Quotes ♥

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:02pm UTC

And who else finishes there popcorn before the movie starts
just me?

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 4:42pm UTC

The One Thing I Hate About You ..» you make me love you.

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 4:36pm UTC

I Love You,
& all I want is for you to feel the same. Im not asking for much.

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 3:02pm UTC

Its my parents 17th anniversary.
May i have 17 faves?
<|3

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 2:31pm UTC

I Love You.

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 2:21pm UTC

When I'm in a good mood, i want to use my softball bat to play softball.
When I'm in a bad mood, Ii want to use my softball bat to beat you with it.
(:

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 13, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Who else wrote:
" Witty ♥ "
on their hand today?

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 12, 2011 5:40pm UTC

Google
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[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Make Google my homepage
Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
©2011 - Privacy
Did You Mean: The best website ever

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC

& If Only He Knew
How much he is on my mind ..

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Recipe For Drama:
1 Cup Of Gossip
1/4 Tablespoon of Rumors
&&;
A Dash Of Jealousy.

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xoandreaxo400
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 12:06pm UTC

That Terrifying Moment When ..
you think there's a spider on you, but its just a piece of hair.

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