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  1. soccerxgirl12 soccerxgirl12
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    InSephOlas:
    the jonas brothers epidemic.
    INSEPHOLAS (in-sehf-o-luss) n. 1. The highest level of Jonas Brothers obsession 2. A new epidemic sweeping the world of Jonas 3. The combination of the endings of the names of the members of the Jonas Brothers: Kevin, Joseph, and Nicholas 4. An incurable disease of extreme infatuation with the Jonas Brothers.

  2. fearlessx3 fearlessx3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 4:43pm UTC
    people always ask me;
    "why do you like going to school so much?"
    and i just reply;
    "i don't like going to school at all.
    i don't think it's fun.
    but i love it because i get
    i get to see him."
    ♥♥♥♥
    true storryy<3
    p.m<<<333

  3. emherzi emherzi
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    Today, I was sitting in my biology class
    when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused.
    MLIA

  4. holly_gurl_8 holly_gurl_8
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 5:33pm UTC
    I'm The Kind Of Girl That...
    searches the whole for her cell phone when...
    [[its in her pocket.]]
    Walks home from school and then...
    [[realizes she drove to school that day]]
    Put the "shampoo" in her hair and then notices...
    [[that was body wash.]]
    &* spends an hour doing all of her h.w & then remembers...
    [[she only had to do the odds.]]
    Oh Well.
    remake of my old quote.

  5. emherzi emherzi
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 4:38pm UTC
    Today at my school, we had a lock down drill
    to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life.
    MLIA

  6. xoxohersheykiss5 xoxohersheykiss5
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    You & Me
    I.like.the.sound.of.that.

  7. segsofia17 segsofia17
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:09pm UTC
    so.today.i.was.walking.down.the.street...i.saw.that.someone.had.writen.on.the.sidewalk....it.said
    S A V E M E P L E A S E
    Much Love,
    Earth
    -credit to me

  8. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:11pm UTC
    Livin'Life;
    Life in the fast line, not that bad.
    No one can complain. Who's to say
    that we won't keep it real?;; <3
    -jonasbrothers<3*
    *Probably one of my most
    favorite songs on the CD :D
    add if you like<3

  9. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:14pm UTC
    DON'T BE
    MISERABLE

  10. hoezay_ hoezay_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:15pm UTC
    Spin me around
    Again, and rub my eyes
    This can‘t be happening

  11. whoaaitsGRACIE whoaaitsGRACIE
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    LMAO MOMENT #3
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.
    "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
    :)
    heyyy if anyone has any LMAO moments tell me in my profile comments!
    i'll give you creditt and follow you!
    thankss! :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. laxforlife laxforlife
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 6:40pm UTC
    Yeah Well SO xWHAT?
    if after a break up I stay up all night sitting on my couch eating
    pints of ice cream and chips, watching The Notebook with a box
    of tissues. so what, if I blast music s o l o u dfrom my room.
    so what if I think long and hard about you and me for a long time,
    all that matters is that after a break up, I come out a better,stronger,
    l o v e . a w a r e . p e r s o n
    End x Of x Story

  15. X_xt1na X_xt1na
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 6:49pm UTC
    4 scariest words: WE NEED TO TALK
    3 best words: I LOVE YOU
    2 saddest words: IM SORRY
    and the worst: GOODBYE

  16. KittKat17 KittKat17
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 7:14pm UTC
    I swore I'd never fall again
    but this don't even feel like falling

  17. oceans_away oceans_away
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    &i'm Counting down the days
    u n t i l s c h o o l s t a r t s
    i'm not crazy, i swear. i just can't wait to see you again. its been
    almost three months, and i'm starting to miss you. i can't wait to run
    in on the first day and see your smile that could light up the whole
    place. i have a new look, a new perspective, and new confidence. i'm
    ready for you. so tell me darling, is this going to be the year that
    w e f a l l i n l o v e ?

  18. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    you'resototally
    out of my league ♥

  19. daddysgirlxox daddysgirlxox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    I love it when you call me
    Baby
    totally truee <3
    iloveeyouuujohnn
    rate if you likee

  20. sweetiepiexsar sweetiepiexsar
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    ♥ my heart is like a swing
    when your near it,it moves.
    when you leave and never
    come back it
    (_.·´¯`·×» stops and break's<3
    Ë
    (¯`·._)
    Ë

:)

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