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1. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2011 12:44am UTC
   So as I was looking through the top quotes of the day, I read one that I found kind of strange. Upon further inspection, I discovered that they were two separate quotes with hard to read words in between.
   This is what I read:
   The Feeling Of Success...
   if you tickle my feet,
   Needless to say, I like my version better.
   
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2. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   girls look at me up & down,
   & don't have anything to say,
   its funny how the words come out
   when i walk away.
   toooo lazy to make them pretty i just want them saved somewhere and i decided witty was perfect for that<3 feel free to borrow them but give me credit! unless someone else already has this quote on here, in which case give them credit!
   
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3. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 9:28pm UTC
   You are you.
   And being you is
   Wonderful.
   
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4. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   I wouldn't catch a grenade for you, sorry.
   *Why the hell is someone throwing a grenade at you in the first place?*
   
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5. xoSMiLEx9
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   January 20, 2011 8:48pm UTC
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6. xoSMiLEx9
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   May 25, 2010 3:50pm UTC
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7. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2010 3:07pm UTC
   Dear Taylor,
   BACK OFF MY MAN.
   Love,
   Renesme
   
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8. xoSMiLEx9
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   November 21, 2009 5:00pm UTC
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9. xoSMiLEx9
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2009 3:29pm UTC
   By the time you finish reading this,
   you've wasted five seconds of your
   LiFE.
   
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10. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    Loved you once.
    Love you still.
    Always have,
    Always will.
    
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11. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    See the ninja?aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaExactly.
    
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12. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 7:14pm UTC
    I tried being *normal* once...
    worse five minutes of my LIFE.
    
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13. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    Sometimes it's best not to question your
    Friend.
    Just help her dump the body into the river...
    
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14. xoSMiLEx9
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    November 8, 2009 10:58am UTC
    Nope, I can't go to Hell.
    Satan still has that restraining order against me...
    
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15. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    If it weren't for physics and
    law enforcement,
    I'de be
    UNSTOPPABLE.
    
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16. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    The man who said it can't be done,
    should not inturrupt the woman doing it.
    
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17. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    My imaginary friend thinks you have
    PROBLEMS.
    
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18. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    DEATH:
    the number one killer in the U.S.A.
    Tell your friends.
    
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19. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 5:46pm UTC
    My sister has the BEST sister.
    
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20. xoSMiLEx9
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 5:42pm UTC
    I may not be perfect,
    but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
    
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