DEAR BEST FRIEND,
Just thought I'd let you know
HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU GO TO HIS BASEBALL
GAMES. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WEAR HIS
FOOTBALL JERSEY. HE LOVES SEEING YOU
SMILE. SOMETIMES HE'LL EVEN SMILE, TOO.
HE'LL TELL YOU YOUR BEST FRIEND AND HE
LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE
WORLD. HE'LL LOVE GOING TO YOUR
VOLLEYBALL GAMES AND HANGING OUT WITH
ALL HIS FRIENDS. HE'LL EVEN LOVE SHOWING
YOU OFF TO THEM, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET
ANYONE AS GOOD AS YOU. HIS FAVORITE
COLOR IS RED. HIS FAVORITE SPORT IS
FOOTBALL. HIS FAVORITE GIRL IS YOU... AND
YOU'LL BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE, WELL BEST
FRIEND, YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME. THEN YOU'LL
FIND OUT EVERYTHING WAS A LIE AND WISH
YOU NEVER FELL FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
OH, AND THEN, YOU'LL BE IN MY POSITION
AND WARNING YOUR BEST FRIEND, BEFORE
SHE GETS HURT.
SINCERELY,
HIS EX-GIRL FRIEND
YOU
ALL MINE...........................................
NO STEAL!