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1. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   June 12, 2010 12:36pm UTC
   So there is this guy....
   and he makes me feel so happy. I feel knots and butterflies in my stomach whenever im with him, and I can't help but NOT smile when he talks to me.
   But the problem is.....
   He is a dick most of the time.
   I honestly think he likes to build me up with love and joy and then just make it all crash down in a matter of seconds..
   I want to break up with him so badly... but the problem is.....
   I think i love him....
   And yeah i know it sounds completly wrong and retarted considering the way he treats me but when he doesn't treat me like that... he is sweet. and HOT. and so fricking nice it makes me want to diee. I just... don't know what to do...
   Signed:
   - Unsure and confused -
   
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2. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   May 6, 2010 5:08pm UTC
   TRUE STORY
   On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.
   This is the bulletin he read:
   My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight
   
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3. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 27, 2010 4:46pm UTC
   Am i the only one....
   who can't seem to eat those doritos that have a curvred side??
   i can't seem to eat those kinds! hahaha DM<3
   
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4. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 20, 2010 9:35pm UTC
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5. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 20, 2010 10:13am UTC
   I was madddd gassed when i figured out BING stood for. . . .
   B: Because
   I: It's
   N: Not
   G: Google
   :D
   A group on facebook. idk hahhaa Desssmartineee
   
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6. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 2, 2010 5:25pm UTC
   Did you know....
   Racecar spelled backwards is still Racecar?
   Hm. Now I guess thats why all these racecar fan's are so excited. I mean they have to be so nice if it's named twice!
   All mine(: Dezibaby
   
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7. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 2, 2010 10:53am UTC
   "Oh my god wanna hear something funny?!"
   ". . . . . . I'm already looking at something funny."
   lol! Me and my friends cap on each other all the time(:
   
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8. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 2, 2010 10:44am UTC
   Me: I have something to tell you... I.. I sorta love you. And YES i mean full blown love not like.
   Him: Wait what?
   Me: APRIL FOOLS!!!
   Him: April Fools was yesterday...
   Me: Oh. Well then I guess I'm SORTA screwed.
   Him: Haha. Wait what do you mean by sorta?
   Me: I mean im SORTA screwed because I can't fool anyone today but I'm sorta NOT because... well what I told you wasn't really a prank.
   Him: Oh.....
   REALLY?! YOUR SAYING "Oh...." AFTER I JUST SAID THAT I LOVE YOU!!! REALLY?! I MEAN COME ON!!!! GOD!!!
   
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9. xoCarlosTylerxo
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   April 2, 2010 10:14am UTC
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10. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Alright it finaly happened.
    I finally got over you.
    It took alot of time, patience, and ALOT of Ben & Jerrys.
    But I did it.
    And then next day at school I ignored you...
    But in a moment of weakness I looked at you.
    Thats all it took.
    Thats all it took for me too hve you look t me with those eyes and I KNEW I was falling for the act, and you, all over again </3
    All mine!! <3 Don't hate... FAVORITE! :D Desiree Martinez baby!!! ll daiii
    
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11. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 9:21pm UTC
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12. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    *Presses a Easy button* That was easy. Thats wat she said xD
    hahah SORTA makes sense.... to me at least. lol favorite?? <3
    
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13. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    I wrote your name in the sand...
    but the waves washed it away.
    I wrote your name on my hand.....
    but i accidently washed it off.
    I wrote your name in my heart....
    and forver it will stay<3
    No haters!!! xD Dessiiirreeee <3
    
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14. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    You know why i love rain...
    Because in the rain, ........
    nobody can see my tears.
    
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15. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    You know why i love rain...
    Because in the rain, ........
    nobody can see my tears.
    
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16. xoCarlosTylerxo
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    March 30, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    You know why i love rain...
    Because in the rain, ........
    nobody can see my tears.
    
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    March 30, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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    March 28, 2010 12:18pm UTC
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