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xninjawolfx

1. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2010 3:41pm UTC
   "If I had a snowflake for every time I thought of you, we'd have a really white Christmas".
   ...Or a Marijuana Factory...
   
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2. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2010 1:03pm UTC
   (over text last night)
   Him: you know what?
   Me: what?
   Him: ur really really pretty :)
   Me: haha aw. thank you :)
   Him: well its true :)
   Me: aw you're sweet(:
   Him: Lol. I guess.
   (click the <3 if I should tell him!)
   
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3. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 11:22pm UTC
   Roses are Red
   Violets are Blue
   I'll f***you with a rake. ;)
   -Shane Dawson[:
   
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4. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 6:01pm UTC
   Pokemon
   are like STDs, baby!
   Gotta catch 'em all!
   Wanna help? (;
   pokemon pick-up lines, <3
   
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5. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 5:55pm UTC
   Jim: "Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so..."
   Michael: "That's what she said!" (Bursts into laughter).
   - the office.
   
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6. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 5:37pm UTC
   I'm in Trouble,
   I'm an Addict,
   I'm addicted to this girl,
   She's got my heart tied in a knot,
   And my stomach in a whirl.
   <3
   
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7. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 5:13pm UTC
   Hot and Dangerous,
   If you're one of us, then roll with us.
   
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8. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 2:45pm UTC
   Today
   My Teacher made a
   Double Rainbow
   reference.
   <3
   
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9. xninjawolfx
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2010 2:25pm UTC
   Looking at People
   And
   Wondering
   What Animal They Look Like.
   
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10. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 1:55pm UTC
    Don't unplug me
    or just shut me down
    Please just love me
    with your steel heart
    I'd reboot you
    If you'd look at me
    With those cold eyes
    One more time
    dont unplug me - all caps
    
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11. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 1:12pm UTC
    I'll give you a
    nickel.
    If you tickle my
    pickle. ;)
    cheesy pick up line.
    
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12. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 12:03pm UTC
    You asked me out,
    twice.
    And I said no,
    twice.
    You asked her out,
    once.
    She said yes,
    once.
    Now I wish I said yes, at least
    once.
    true story. </3
    
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13. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:47am UTC
    Google:
    Alex Evans
    and click the heart if you find him attractive.
    ;)
    
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14. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:38am UTC
    Let's
    Get
    Down
    To
    Business.
    To
    Defeat
    The
    Huns.
    m u l a n. <3
    
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15. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:30am UTC
    I keep on Running,
    keep on Running
    and nothing works
    I can't get away from you.
    ~erase me - kid cudi. :).
    
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16. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:23am UTC
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17. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:13am UTC
    If
    you
    were
    a
    Pokemon
    I'd
    Choose
    You. ;)
    ~pokemon pick up lines <3
    
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18. xninjawolfx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:08am UTC
    Dragon Tales.
    Dragon Tales.
    It's almost time for Dragon Tales.
    Come along, take my hand.
    Let's all go to Dragon Land. <3
    click the heart if you remember this or still watch it(;
    
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