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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  4. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    making up a whole story
    in you head, then hoping one day it will happen
    ----------♥----------

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
    dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know,
    when you try to bite your lip and not cry and smile and go, "No, I'm happy for you." That's when it's really sad.

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Sister: Oh my gosh this guy said I was pretty!
    Sister: And this guy said I would look good in any dress I wore.
    Sister: Oh and this guy—
    Me: Sometimes my cat comforts me when I cry...

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Me before Witty Profiles: Seems cool! I'll take a look at it.
    Me: Maybe I should make an account, I'll probably come on like once or twice a month to fave some quotes.
    Me: *Makes a quote*
    Me: *Gets some faves*
    Me: Oh my gosh I'm so popular!!
    Me: *Makes another quote*
    Me: *And another*
    Me: OMG WITTY IS PERFECT!!
    *Year 2065*
    Me: *Comes out of room*
    Me: Uhh is dinner ready...?

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Have anyone else ever
    looked at someone and thought "Wow, I wish I could be like her."

  10. she_is_love she_is_love
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    has anyone else noticed
    that witty is finally at peace?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    We love our
    .
    bread,
    We love our
    butter.
    But most of all, we love
    each other
    Everything by Breeze

  13. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Good Luck
    DIRECTION
    PROVOKE
    love
    Promise
    weheartitCoding by Breeze

  14. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    here's to the girls...
    who actually wake up & look forward to
    g o i n g t o s c h o o l ,
    because just seeing him,
    for two seconds,
    in the h a l l w a y
    automatically
    m a k e s y o u r d a y .

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    He sharpened his pencil today.
    You're probably thinking "So what, everyone does."
    But, he didn't just sharpen it.
    He walked all the way to the other side of the room, brushed against my arm, smiled & started talking to me.
    The thing is, there was a working pencil sharpener right beside his desk.

  16. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    here's to the girls...
    who want to date an a t h l e t e,
    simply to wear a
    h o o d i e with his
    last name on the back..

  17. upsidedown upsidedown
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Behind every girl's favorite song
    Is an untold story

  18. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    R.I.P to the 2996 people that died in the 9/11 attacks.
    You and your families are always in our thoughts and prayers.
    We'll never forget you.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I N T E L L I G E N T
    Δ
    E M O T I O N A L L Y G O O D
    S T A B L E L O O K I N G
    C H O O S E T W O
    F O R M A T J I M M Y 3 6 5

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    "We just got out award and we
    Already broke it.
    So that's a good start."
    -Liam Payne

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