my friend knows a guy called Glen Coco and everyone’s always saying “You go, Glen Coco” to him but he’s never seen Mean Girls so he just thinks people are really supportive format jimmy365
one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC
Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
March 28, 2013 3:54pm UTC
The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when you try to bite your lip and not cry and smile and go, "No, I'm happy for you." That's when it's really sad.
ChocoTaco posted a quote
March 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
Sister: Oh my gosh this guy said I was pretty! Sister: And this guy said I would look good in any dress I wore. Sister: Oh and this guy— Me: Sometimes my cat comforts me when I cry...
ChocoTaco posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC
Me before Witty Profiles: Seems cool! I'll take a look at it. Me: Maybe I should make an account, I'll probably come on like once or twice a month to fave some quotes. Me: *Makes a quote* Me: *Gets some faves* Me: Oh my gosh I'm so popular!! Me: *Makes another quote* Me: *And another* Me: OMG WITTY IS PERFECT!! *Year 2065* Me: *Comes out of room* Me: Uhh is dinner ready...?
here's to the girls... who actually wake up & look forward to g o i n g t o s c h o o l , because just seeing him, for two seconds, in the h a l l w a y automatically m a k e s y o u r d a y . ♥
lovecrazy posted a quote
October 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC
He sharpened his pencil today. You're probably thinking "So what, everyone does." But, he didn't just sharpen it. He walked all the way to the other side of the room, brushed against my arm, smiled & started talking to me. The thing is, there was a working pencil sharpener right beside his desk.